Jae Crowder 22 Points Full Highlights (9/15/2020)

Jae “Crowd Control” Crowder not only was the Heat’s second-leading scorer in ther game-one win over the Loseton CeLtics, but he had a clutch defensive stop on Kemba Walker in the waning seconds of regulation. Honestly, for Kemba to try to take Crowder one-on-one was a bad idea. Crowder is known for his defensive ability,…

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Jae Crowder 18 Points Full Highlights (9/6/2020)

Jae Crowder did me a favor tonight by providing me the chance to make the easiest 18-point highlight video ever. By hitting six three-pointers and doing nothing else worthy of being included in the video, my job was as low-effort as it could possibly be. Imagine if, instead of hitting six three-pointers, he hit nine…

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Jae Crowder 17 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (9/4/2020)

There’s not much that can faze Heat fans right now, and any attempt I make to denigrate them or their team will be construed as the salty, but inconsequential, babblings of a despondent Bucks fan, but that doesn’t mean I can’t try. And here’s the best I came up with: The Heat will pay Andre…

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Jae Crowder 18 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2020)

Jae Crowder wasn’t exactly a throw-in on the trade that send him, Solomon Hill, and Andre Iguodala to the Heat, but he wasn’t the main piece either. The main piece was definitely Iguodala. Heat fans were definitely happy to acquire Crowder, who fits neatly into the supposed Heat “culture” that their fans can’t stop crowing…

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Jae Crowder 21 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2020)

OFFICIAL DTB NOTICE TO HEAT FANS: Jae Crowder wasn’t nearly this good a shooter while he was in Memphis, so don’t get your hopes up because he went 5-of-8 and 4-of-8 from three in his first two games wearing a Heat uniform. The 29% from three that he shot in 45 games for the ‘Zlies…

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Jae Crowder 18 Points Heat Debut Full Highlights (2/9/2020)

The ramifications of the big shuffle of mediocre role-players between the Heat, Grizzlies, and Timberwolves will take a bit of time to play out. A lot of unwanted parts changed hands. Some of the unwanted parts were wanted in their new destinations, while some of them were still unwanted. It’s fair to say that Crowder…

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Jae Crowder 27 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/4/2020)

Unabridged title of this video: “Jae Crowder 27 Points/8 Rebounds/Career High 7 Assists/3 Steals/Career High 3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/4/2020)”. Unabridgeder title of this video: “Jae Crowder 27 Points/8 Rebounds/Career High 7 Assists/3 Steals/Career High 3 Blocks/6 Threes/1 Finals MVP Dominated Full Highlights (1/4/2020)”. Unabridgedest title of this video: “Jae Crowder 27 Points/8 Rebounds/Career High…

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Jae Crowder 19 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/2/2020)

Everybody talks about Andre Iguodala getting traded from the Grizzlies soon. I won’t go into a huge amount of depth here about my feelings on the matter, but it boils down to, why does a fringe All-Star type dude who was carried to rings by better players and is the worst FMVP of all time…

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Jae Crowder 20 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2019)

I am of the opinion that banked-in threes should, under no circumstances, count for real-life points in a real-life basketball game. At any level. Pickup, high school, college, pro, Europe, it doesn’t matter. Banked-in threes are always unintentional and they should count as misses. Always. No exceptions. There are no, like, formal polls or studies…

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Jae Crowder 21 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2019)

You know the phrase “exercise in futility”? It refers to more than just your lazy, practically non-existent efforts to keep yourself in physical shape, you disgusting mound of sedentary blubber. It also refers to the act of DownToBuck going through the effort of making a Jae Crowder highlight video and then uploading it to his…

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