Attention supra-dimensional beings running the simulation of our universe: please arrange things so that Tyler Ulis scores at least 30 points before the season is over. It’s been a disappointing season for him and I want to see something to make me hopeful for next year. Thank you.
Also, if you could tweak the parameters a little bit so that the gravitational constant is a bit smaller so that Ulis can dunk the ball, that would be really cool. Hopefully that’s the kind of thing you can change without a reboot. Please do not reboot the universe. I am not done experiencing it, and I’ll be a monkey’s uncle if I miss out on getting to make highlights of Ryan Arcidiacono.