If you’ve been paying close attention to my video descriptions recently, you’ll have learned that my microwave died a few days ago and it caused me to go into severe Pop-Tart withdrawal. I don’t have a toaster and I’m not going to eat cold Pop-Tarts like a hobo so I’ve been subsisting mostly on Jolly…
Read MoreDay: March 30, 2018
Willie Cauley-Stein 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/29/2018)
I was just thinking to myself that I hadn’t made a Willie Cauley-Stein highlight video in a while, and I was getting a little bit worried about him, but all is right with the world now that he scored nineteen points with five lame assists and several less-lame whamjams. Perusing the game logs, it appears…
Read MoreQuinn Cook Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2018)
Here’s a quick rundown of how the Warriors played in this game, from my perspective: Stephanie Lurry: No knees or ankles Klay ThompsoneedsOtherStarsToLookGood: Too high to find the arena Lraymond Lreen: Holding L’s Kevin Durcupcake: Ejected for whining too much Zaza Pabitchia: Received fewer minutes than Damian Jones JaVale McAsthma: Wheezed his way to twelve…
Read MoreNoah Vonleh 14 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2018)
Noah Vonleh is trying out a new look with the Bulls: a three-point shooting look. He’s just letting it fly from deep, and I don’t need to tell you why he’s allowed to do that, and the reason is not because he’s an elite three-baller. He can make them, and that’s about all you can…
Read MoreJosh Richardson 22 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2018)
Is it just me, or is Josh Richardson not throwing down nearly the same slamjams he was his rookie year? Before you debate me with claims that his slamjams are of the same quality as previous seasons, remember that I look at EVERY dunk for the dunks-of-the-month videos. I see it all, and I know…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 25 Points/0 Rebounds/0 Assists/0 Steals/0 Blocks Full Highlights (3/29/2018)
Fans of slightly obscure NBA statistical happenings will surely remember the time Allan Houston scored 37 back in 2000 without getting any other stats besides turnovers and fouls. It’s one of the defining Allan Houston games, for sure. I’m personally more of a fan of the Michael Redd performance where he dropped 29 without ANYTHING…
Read MoreBogdan Bogdanovic 21 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2018)
Man, that last three-quarter-court shot by Bogdan Bogdanovic to tie the game really looked good to me. If the hoop had been a little bit to the right, that thing would’ve swished right through the net. I was remembering when Tyreke Evans did something similar for the Kings, like that play was flashing before my…
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