Attention De’Aaron Fox: you need to stop shooting floaters RIGHT NOW. I don’t care how “good” you are at them. They need to stop. Floaters are for players who suck so much that they can’t get any other kind of shot. Only the lamest, whitest, unathletic-est PGs make a habit out of driving a bit…
Read MoreMonth: March 2018
Buddy Hield 24 Points Full Highlights (3/14/2018)
Is there a reason that Buddy “Hield of Dreams” Hield gets only 24 minutes per game? I feel like the 6th overall pick from a year ago who is playing relatively well should be getting all opportunities that the Kings can afford him. A conspiracy theory would be that they can’t play him too much…
Read MoreD.J. Augustin 32 Points Full Highlights (3/14/2018)
If both D.J. Augustin and Jonathon Simmons had gotten career-highs against the Bucks, I think I would’ve lost it for real. But while Simmons did eclipse his personal best, Augustin fell 3 points shorts of the 35 he had for Detroit (LOL) back in early 2015, so I’m happy as a clam right now. If…
Read MoreJonathon Simmons Career High 35 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (3/14/2018)
I’m not even mad that Jonathon Simmons totally went off on the Bucks, leading his team to an upset victory. I should be, and I’m sure a lot of Bucks fans are, but I’m just… blank. I’m not going to say I knew this was going to happen, but it certainly seemed like something that…
Read MoreEmeka Okafor 14 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2018)
Emeka Okafor had a goal in this game: to prove that he should’ve been the number one overall pick back in 2004. That he is better than Dwight Howard. It didn’t really work, because Dwight had a big game and Okafor only got 14 (still a season high tho) but he was being super aggressive,…
Read MoreMichael Beasley 21 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2018)
After attempting ten shots in the first half of this game, Michael Beasley attempted only three field goals in the second, and one of them was a putback layup attempt. I’m not saying it was tanking, but…it was tanking. Beasley was told in the locker room at halftime not to take so many shots in…
Read MoreJrue Holiday 25 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (3/13/2018)
Everybody, including myself, has been ragging on the Pelicans for a long time for not getting enough help for Anthony Davis. That narrative changed slightly when they made the blockbuster deal for DeMarcus Cousins (RIP in peace), but it was still prevalent, and I still believed it. Even now I think that the Pelicans haven’t…
Read MoreJerami Grant 20 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (3/13/2018)
I don’t know how useful a power forward is when he doesn’t have an outside shot or a post game, doesn’t rebound that much, and only blocks shots some of the time, but the Thunder must think that type of player can be pretty useful because Jerami Grant is one of their main bench guys….
Read MoreDamion Lee 13 Points Hawks Debut Full Highlights (3/13/2018)
Seeing a guy named Damion Lee do things in the NBA just makes me think about New Jersey Nets legend Damion James. What happened to that guy anyway? He wasn’t the worst player ever. He was probably about as good as Damion Lee is, but Lee is still in the NBA as of this writing…
Read MoreJulius Randle 26 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2018)
The Lakers have been playing like a fringe playoff team ever since Julius Randle got inserted into the starting line up (coincidence???? MAYBE), but it’s way too late for them to think about making the playoffs. What they should be thinking about instead is making it to .500 for the season so Laker fans can…
Read More