March 2018 – Page 19

Kyle Kuzma 26 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2018)

Since Kuzma hasn’t appeared on my channel recently and I don’t normally ignore players for no good reason, I sort of figured that he was experiencing some kind of prolonged, month-long slumpy-wump. So I went and checked his game logs only to find that, of course, I was right (I always am); this is only…

Wilson Chandler 26 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2018)

Does anybody else get creeped out by the tattoo of a baby’s face that Wilson Chandler has on his neck? I get that it’s probably his daughter or son or maybe even just his own one-year-old likeness, but it looks creepy when it’s peeking out the neck of his jersey like that. Like a horror…

Frank Kaminsky 21 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2018)

Frank Kaminsky was kinda taking it to Anthony Davis on both ends of the court. He wasn’t dominating him or anything, but he was really holding his own and being aggressive. On a night where Hornets fans had to be reminded yet again of how they got screwed in the David draft and ended up…

Taurean Prince 25 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2018)

Taurean “Ditto” Prince is starting to wear on me a little bit. You’re not even that good! Stop having good games! I’d be happier about the situation if the Hawks were better and didn’t have as many primo scrubs yearning for playing time/points/opportunities to impress the coaches. But the Hawks suck, and they have tons…

Markieff Morris 27 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2018)

It is extremely easy to forget about the existence of Markieff Morris. Don’t worry if you saw this vid pop up and said to yourself “wow that guy is still in the league” or “I’ve never even heard of this bum, these 10-day contracts are getting ridiculous”. The Wizards are not an exciting team, Morris…

Nemanja Bjelica 17 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/13/2018)

When I saw “7” in the assists column next to Nemanja Bjelica’s name, I didn’t know what to expect. I did have a hunch, though: that all of his assists would be lame perimeter passes to Karl-Anthony Towns for jumpers. That’s what happens with these non-assisting tweener forwards. They get a bunch of assists, and…

Jordan Clarkson 23 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/13/2018)

Jordan Clarkson has been as advertised since coming to the Cavaliers. If I had to guess, I’d say that Cavs fans were expecting a lot more than that because of all the extremely highlight-y highlights they watched (Clarkson has some of the highlightiest highlights in the league in my opinion), but they didn’t get to…

Luke Kennard 18 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2018)

Pistons fans like to complain that their team drafted Luke Kennard instead of Donovan Mitchell, who went the next selection, but let’s take a look at the factual facts as provided by the boxscore of this game: Donovan Mitchell: 13 points. Luke Kennard: 18 points. Wow, would you look at that. Who’s the bust now?…

Kyle Korver 22 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2018)

Whatever’s wrong with the Cavaliers, I don’t think Kyle Korver being inserted into the starting lineup will solve their problems. At best, it partially solves their “J.R. Smith” problem, which involves J.R. Smith being total booty all of the time and reacting to getting called out on his booty-ness by throwing soup at people. That…

Myles Turner 25 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2018)

I have heard people claim, people who feign knowledge of matters NBA-related, that Myles Turner is lacking somewhat in the “Basketball IQ” department. I just snort-laughed a little bit, because their claims are not only easily refutable, but born from deep-seated jealously. There are jealous because Turner has a sweet RAINBOW JUMPER, while their own…