March 2018 – Page 24

Zach Collins 12 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2018)

Zach Collins walked up to his locker and immediately noticed the piece of paper which was taped to its side. The paper appeared to be a handwritten note of some kind. He gently pulled it off his locker and began to read: “Dear Zach Collins, This is letter from team management. We appreciating the hard…

Kosta Koufos 18 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2018)

With the Kings’ waivement of Georgios Papagiannis in order to retain Brunco Caboclo, the era of the Greek Twin Towers in Sacramento has officially come to an end. Kosta Koufos is still there, holding up his end of the bargain by being a Greek Tower, but there are no other Greek Towers in Sacramento for…

Garrett Temple 23 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2018)

When deciding whether or not to watch this video, keep in mind that 23 points would have tied a career-high in points for Garrett Temple if he had not scored 34 points earlier this season against this same team. Also keep in mind that the video depicting his 34 points has been deleted now, so…

Bojan Bogdanovic 21 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2018)

Bojan Bogdanovic has been killing it lately. Killing it so bad that 21 points is just an average game for him. If you think that makes it sound like I’m thinking twice about this vid, you’re right. There’s a ton of stuff to work through from tonight, and Bogdanovic scoring 21, while entertaining, probably should…

Tyler Dorsey 18 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2018)

Tyler Dorsey scored all 18 of his points in a 5-minute period spanning the third and fourth quarters of tonight’s game against the Pacers. If that sentence isn’t enough to get you to watch this video, I’ve got another little something that should intrigue you: “Cryptocurrency”. You intrigued yet? Note that I’m not talking about…

Tim Hardaway Jr. 26 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2018)

In a similar way to my last video, I’m wondering if there is even a single Knicks fan out there who cares at all about what Tim Hardaway Jr. is up to. It’s not like it’s a bad thing that he’s out there, scoring points, kind of living up to his contract, but those points…

Jonathon Simmons 25 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2018)

Are there even any Magic fans willing to watch highlight videos still out there? Maybe there’d be a few who’d watch, like, a Jonathan Isaac showcase, but there’s no way any of them can dredge up enough care to sit through a whole Jonathon Simmons video. Same with Gordon, and Fournier, and Vucevic. All those…

Jae Crowder 22 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/9/2018)

Something wasn’t working out with Jae Crowder in Cleveland. I don’t know what it was, because my basketball-analysis capability is roughly equivalent to that of a well-trained horse, but it couldn’t be denied: Crowder and the Celtics weren’t on the same page. Stats-wise, percentages-wise, he’s not actually doing better on the Jazz. Surprising, I know….

Cameron Payne 17 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2018)

Cameron “Can’t Play In the NBA” Payne is, contrary to what would be expected of him given his nickname, is playing in the NBA right now. The nickname refers to when Bulls coaches/FO people claimed that Payne wouldn’t be able to play at an NBA level after seeing his second practice, and the only reason…

Brook Lopez 29 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2018)

Brook Lopez grabbed 5 rebounds tonight! I didn’t show them, because I don’t show rebounds as a matter of principle (they are the lamest of the five major stat categories), but you do get to see one as part of a dunk. Obviously, I’m bringing this up because he didn’t have any rebounds last game,…