March 2018 – Page 29

Dillon Brooks 21 Points Full Highlights (3/5/2018)

Dillon “Chubby Tyus Jones From Canada” Brooks has a front-row seat to one of the greatest spectacles of the modern NBA: the magnificent tankjob of the Memphis Grizzlies. Heck, not even a front-row seat; he’s part of the act! What a privilege! Tonight, their performance reached a peak as they played something named Xavier Rathan-Mayes…

Jaylen Brown 21 Points Full Highlights (3/5/2018)

Lakers fans are constantly, without pause or interruption, hyping up Brandon Ingram. It’s constant. Ingram is good this year, yeah, but they just never shut up about how great he is. They want everyone to know that he’s not a bust anymore, that he’s actually really good, and that he’s gonna be the reason LeBron…

Denzel Valentine 20 Points Full Highlights (3/5/2018)

The final score of this game, 105-89 in favor of the Celtics, does not accurately represent how much of a complete massacre it was. I watched a decent chunk of the first half, so it was no surprise when I saw their total as they reached intermission: 2 points. 2 points for the whole team…

Bojan Bogdanovic 29 Points Full Highlights (3/5/2018)

New DownToBuck policy: no highlights of players who just got done totally owning the Bucks will be made until at least 24 hours have passed since the heinie-kicking. You won’t believe how mad I was getting while putting these clips together. How mad I was about the fact that Bojan Bogdanovic kept hitting threes and…

Marquese Chriss 17 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (3/4/2018)

Marquese “Mar-Kweezy” Chriss has been straight up booty for most of this year. He’s regressed pretty heavily from his rookie season and I’m not exactly sure why. Does he not have the trust of the coaches anymore? Earl Watson, Chriss’ rookie-year coach, was known as a “player’s coach”, so he probably would have given minutes/shots…

Tim Hardaway Jr. 24 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2018)

I couldn’t really remember what the points threshold is for Tim Hardaway Jr. to get a highlight video these days, so you have my sincere apology if 24 points is not enough points. However, in my defense, he made eleven field goals, tied for fourth most out of all players who played in games last…

Joe Harris 19 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2018)

I feel like I should be more excited about the momentous, historic occurrence that just occurred on my channel: I got to make highlights of two guys who played in the same game, but on different teams, who have the same last name. If this spooky confluence of events has happened before, I don’t remember…

Cheick Diallo 13 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2018)

Cheick “Discount Diallo Cheick” Diallo had one of the most anomalous early-career performances that I can remember when he scored nineteen points in his third NBA game. The highlight video depicting the feat is gone now (keep praying for my channel to return and eventually Jesus will hear you), but the memory of it lives…

Jrue Holiday 30 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/4/2018)

The Pelicans seem to be clicking with their reduced core of Anthony Davis and Jrue Holiday. Now that DeMarcus Lousins (I replaced the C with an L because he’s holding this L) and his 32% usage rate aren’t taking up a third of the team’s possession with ill-advised iso postups, Jrue can operate like he…

Dirk Nowitzki 23 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2018)

It’s a sad time to be living in when Dirk Nowitzki’s season high in points is just 23, considering that he played seven straight seasons where he averaged 23 points per game or more. Then again, it’s also a happy time to be living in when 39-year-old Dirk Nowitzki can continue to give us vintage…