March 2018 – Page 3

Quinn Cook Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2018)

Here’s a quick rundown of how the Warriors played in this game, from my perspective: Stephanie Lurry: No knees or ankles Klay ThompsoneedsOtherStarsToLookGood: Too high to find the arena Lraymond Lreen: Holding L’s Kevin Durcupcake: Ejected for whining too much Zaza Pabitchia: Received fewer minutes than Damian Jones JaVale McAsthma: Wheezed his way to twelve…

Noah Vonleh 14 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2018)

Noah Vonleh is trying out a new look with the Bulls: a three-point shooting look. He’s just letting it fly from deep, and I don’t need to tell you why he’s allowed to do that, and the reason is not because he’s an elite three-baller. He can make them, and that’s about all you can…

Josh Richardson 22 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2018)

Is it just me, or is Josh Richardson not throwing down nearly the same slamjams he was his rookie year? Before you debate me with claims that his slamjams are of the same quality as previous seasons, remember that I look at EVERY dunk for the dunks-of-the-month videos. I see it all, and I know…

Bojan Bogdanovic 25 Points/0 Rebounds/0 Assists/0 Steals/0 Blocks Full Highlights (3/29/2018)

Fans of slightly obscure NBA statistical happenings will surely remember the time Allan Houston scored 37 back in 2000 without getting any other stats besides turnovers and fouls. It’s one of the defining Allan Houston games, for sure. I’m personally more of a fan of the Michael Redd performance where he dropped 29 without ANYTHING…

Bogdan Bogdanovic 21 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2018)

Man, that last three-quarter-court shot by Bogdan Bogdanovic to tie the game really looked good to me. If the hoop had been a little bit to the right, that thing would’ve swished right through the net. I was remembering when Tyreke Evans did something similar for the Kings, like that play was flashing before my…

Isaiah Taylor 20 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/28/2018)

So is Dennis Schröder actually injured or is he being held out because of his part in just totally beating the snot out of a guy in a parking lot along with three other dudes, tearing the dude’s ACL in the process, and then getting arrested and charged with a felony? Either way, the absence…

Jaylen Brown 21 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (3/28/2018)

In this game, Jaylen “B-Jay” Brown made just as many free throws (6) as field goals (6). Normally that would bother me because I hate free throws and wish that the penalty for fouls was a free point for the fouled team, possession of the ball, and the playing of fart noises over the arena…

Dillon Brooks 18 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2018)

Now there are two Brookses on the Grizzlies: MarShon (Mar$wag) and Dillon (no nickname, but I still pronounce his name Dill-On, which is almost like a nickname). Which one is better? Well, Mar$wag has only played one game with the Grizzlies, and he scored 21 points. Dillon only scored 18 in this game, but has…

Chandler Parsons 15 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2018)

Last season, Chandler Parsons played like complete sewer juice, shooting 34% from the field and generally not living up to his outsized contract even a little bit. This season, his shooting is roughly in line with career norms, and while he’s still not really earning his 23 million dollars (HOLY BALLS BATMAN), he’s not unplayable…

J.R. Smith 19 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2018)

“Hey, I just realized, you play for the Cavaliers, right?” J.R. Smith’s waiter said as he set the basketball player’s food down in front of him. “Yeah, that’s me,” J.R. replied, easily adopting the joking, friendly attitude that he reserved for fans. “When you didn’t recognize me right away I thought I would finally get…