Ben “Easy Mc” McLemore is the perfect commander for the Grizzlies’ highly-advanced and state-of-the-art tank. He’s a fairly young but still developing talent who was picked high in the draft, so they have plenty of excuses to give him minutes under the guise of “developing” him. He’ll probably even produce some decent stats if given…
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Mario Hezonja 16 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (3/3/2018)
I don’t think I ever realized that Damjan Rudez and Mario Hezonja were simultaneously on the Magic and Croatian last season. I never connected all the dots. I knew they were both on the Magic, and I knew they were both Croatian, but I failed to cognize that that meant that (too many “that”s) the…
Read MoreLonzo Ball 18 Points/11 Assists/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/3/2018)
Real talk incoming: I preferred Lonzo Ball when his poofy hair combined with his pockmarked face to make him look like a slice of pepperoni pizza. Generally speaking, the more an NBA player looks like a food item, the more I like them. Ball, sadly, no longer looks like any type of food. He looks…
Read MoreGary Harris 32 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2018)
Gary Harris does it again. He hit a clutch lead-extending jumper against the Grizzlies last game, and now he hits a clutch lead-extending jumper against the Cavaliers. It’s time to say what everyone is thinking: he is clutch. He is the Nuggets’ go-to guy when things get close and Will Barton wants to shoot the…
Read MoreCedi Osman 13 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2018)
Sorry for the delay on the description. I was watching funny videos on YouTube. There’s so many of them, and I got caught in a timewarp. My bad. I won’t let it happen again. So, yeah, Cedi Osman. Is he good? Is he not good? One thing’s for sure: he’s Turkish. If I see any…
Read MoreDTB’s Best NBA Dunks of the Month (February 2018 Dunkilation)
“Greg? Greg! You alive in there?” Greg looked up from the hypnotic white glow of his computer screen, embarrassed that he didn’t know how long he had been staring into it, lost in thought. “Wha-? Oh, yeah. Didn’t get enough sleep last night.” He turned his chair to face his coworker Virgil. “What’s up?” “You…
Read MoreMontrezl Harrell 19 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2018)
Montrezl Harrell is low-key a beast this season. Somehow, as a 6-8 midget with outrageously long arms, he is scoring nearly as much as DeAndre Jordan per game while playing half the minutes. If you played him all 48 every game, you’d end up with so many 30-point games that it wouldn’t even be notable…
Read MoreJeff Teague 25 Points/1 Ejection Full Highlights (3/2/2018)
“Yo Jeff, you got a diary too?” Karl-Anthony asked, having walked into the locker room to see Jeff Teague sitting by himself in silence, writing in a small journal. “Lemme see!” Before Jeff could keep the diary from this teammate, it was snatched from his grip. “Hey, that’s mine,” he said weakly, knowing that he…
Read MoreNikola Vucevic 22 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/2/2018)
I always sort of thought that a midrange jumper-ilation for Nikola Vucevic would be cool, but it seems like the time for that has passed: this year, only thirty percent of his field goals are from the ten feet to three-point range, whereas two years ago, that number was closer to fifty percent. I could…
Read MoreWill Barton 24 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2018)
How many points per game could Will Barton average if he was given his own team? Twenty? Twenty-two? Twenty-five, even? I get the feeling that he doesn’t take as many shots as he wishes he got to take. He’s a good teammate who understands that his better teammates should take more shots, so he doesn’t…
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