March 2018 – Page 34

James Ennis 21 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2018)

Let us never forget the time James Ennis closed the 2015-16 season by scoring 28 and 29 points in consecutive games for the Pelicans. Those were his only 20-point games until this gem which I just unearthed from the cavernous depths of this Pistons-Magic contest. This isn’t peak Ennis, but it’s pretty close, and it…

Ersan Ilyasova 18 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2018)

Obviously, if you’ve been watching my channel for a while, you could guess that I wanted Ersan Ilyasova to return to the Bucks after he got bought out by the Hawks. He shoots threes. That’s what the Bucks need. Simple. Plus, I think his wife is from there. So that’s two good reasons, but Philly…

Gary Harris 26 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2018)

Look at how happy Gary Harris is. Don’t you wish you could be that happy? Sadly, such happiness is forever out of your reach, because Gary Harris is that happy because he is the leading scorer on the Nuggets this year. You will never be the leading scorer on the Nuggets, not even you dropped…

Kent Bazemore Career High 29 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2018)

Why didn’t anyone tell me this was a career high for Kent Bazemore (looking at you, Dominique Wilkins and Bob Rathbun, you abdicated your duties)? This vid was uploaded for like three minutes without “Career High” in the title, because I assumed that he scored 30 at some point. I swear I made a vid…

Khris Middleton 30 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2018)

I don’t know why Khris “Khash Money Deuces” Middleton traded in his three-point shooting for a devastating turnaround midrange fader, since three is definitely worth more than two, but he did. I also didn’t know there was a marketplace where NBA players could trade their skills for other skills. Can Thon Maker please trade his…

Dennis Smith Jr. 25 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2018)

Dennis Smith Jr. can still win ROTY of the year. Don’t give up hope, Smithsonians Jr.! I’ve been doing some research on past winners and what the voters want to see in a candidate, and I’ve figured out what he needs to do win: – One word: statpadding. I think every prior ROTY winner was…

Aaron Gordon 27 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2018)

Aaron Gordon is slumping mega-hard from three. Everyone knew his hot start shooting the deep ball wasn’t going to last, but his percentage is overcorrecting itself in a bad way. He’s shooting tons of them, but since the new year started, they’re simply not going in. For a while there he was shooting better from…

Willie Cauley-Stein 17 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/1/2018)

I sort of figured that, even though Willie Cauley-Stein set a career high in assists with seven, all of his assists would sort of suck. He’s never been known as a passer. And, as with most of my preconceived notions, I was right about this one: his assists aren’t very good. He did lob it…

DeMarre Carroll 22 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2018)

Is DeMarre Carroll legitimately the Nets’ best player? Before you start laughing at my funny joke, be aware that I am not being facetious at all in asking this question. I am hella serious. I am deadass. Because right now, Carroll is third on the team in scoring at 13.5 PPG, and since he’s only…

Bam Adebayo 15 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2018)

I feel sorta bad for Hassan Whiteside. He was one of the biggest stories in the league a couple of years ago, and now it seems like the Heat don’t even want him that much. His minutes are getting taken away by a rookie who looks like Dwight Howard but is named Bam Adebayo, and…