Month: April 2018

Tristan Thompson 15 Points Full Highlights (4/29/2018)

I am certainly not the NBA fan out there who has no idea what is going on with Tristan Thompson and whichever Kardashian he is married(???) to. I don’t have enough spare axons to pay attention to celebrity relationships, since so many of them are devoted to holding precious info about NBA scrubs. Scrubs like…

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Darren Collison 23 Points Full Highlights (4/29/2018)

The regular season ended with Darren Collison being the three-point percentage leader (for the whole league, not just the Pacers, but the WHOLE LEAGUE) and I don’t think anyone noticed. Reggie Bullock was second, and even I didn’t notice. Aren’t we in a golden age of three-point shooting? So why are all the best three-bombers…

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Jordan Crawford 14 Points Full Highlights (4/28/2018)

In true Jordan Crawford fashion, Jordan Crawford came into this game with eight minutes left and turned an embarrassing blowout loss into a slightly less embarrassing blowout loss by scoring fourteen points in eight minutes of action. This is reminiscent of my now-deleted video of James Jones scoring eleven points in two minutes for the…

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Terry Rozier 26 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (4/28/2018)

Terry Rozier didn’t start this game off very well, and I foolishly thought to myself “maybe Scary Terry isn’t going to kick our ass tonight”. It took him a while to get going, but in the end, he did, indeed, kick the Bucks’ ass. 26 points, 12 in the fourth, 9 assists. God dammit Bledsoe….

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Khris Middleton 32 Points Full Highlights (4/28/2018)

As I cling to the last tenuous shreds of my sanity, I want to take my final lucid moments to thank Khris Middleton for being a total beast this whole season. Also, props to Giannis for elevating the Bucks into the national eye. You guys rock. Everyone else can suck my rod. Some other notes…

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Steven Adams 19 Points Full Highlights (4/27/2018)

I don’t think anybody out there, even the most vacuous and uninformed “fans” whose basketball wisdom is sourced entirely from grammatically questionable YouTube comments, blames Steven Adams for the Thunder’s loss in the first round. It’s true that he didn’t accumulate much in the way of box-score stats in the first five games (he put…

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Donovan Mitchell 38 Points Full Highlights (4/27/2018)

The Jazz winning their series with the Thunder seems like some kind of grand cosmic demonstration of the power of teamwork triumphing over the forces of iso-ball. It is very easy for us dumb humans to assign a larger moral meaning to things like these. However, I think the truth of it is simpler: this…

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Domantas Sabonis 19 Points Full Highlights (4/27/2018)

I’m having so much fun watching the playoffs right now. This first round is nuts, most of the series are at least a bit competitive and the one that wasn’t, was non-competitive in an exciting way. I just watched the Thunder featuring RubsSack WorstBitch, Paula Georgette, and Carmelo Anthony lose to the Jazz, and I…

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