Jalen Jones 15 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2018)

Since Jalen Jones had the honor of scoring the final points of the Mavericks’ season, I decided to go back and check who scored the final points of other recent Mavs’ seasons (going just by regular season because that’s way more fun): 2016-17: Jarrod Uthoff made a free throw. Where did he go anyway? 2015-16:…

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Danuel House 16 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (4/10/2018)

The Mavericks’ scrub unit might have totally buried the Suns’ scrub unit, but the good news is, the Suns’ tandem of Shaquille Harrison and Danuel House had a combined total of seven sick dunks between them. These weren’t lame-o dunks either. These were NEAT-O dunks. One could even say that House held his own…”House Party”,…

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Dragan Bender 15 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (4/10/2018)

Eddie Johnson, in all his rambling incoherence, managed to sum up the situation concisely at the end of this video: Dragan Bender needs to work on being able to shoot the ball more often. That means not always making the easy pass when the ball hits your hands. That means making an effort to score…

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Jaylen Brown 27 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (4/10/2018)

I’ve had many cases of NBA-induced blue balls over the years, but this particular instance of cyanotic scrotum has got to be the worst I’ve ever experienced. Jaylen Brown scored 21 points, TWENTY-ONE GOD DAMN POINTS, in the first quarter of this game, then only scored six the rest of the way. In the second…

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J.J. Redick 28 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (4/10/2018)

I’m starting to get ECF vibes from this Sixers squad. Usually my vibe receptors only detect vibes emanated by players, but lately I’ve been picking up vibes emanated by entire teams, and the 76ers are definitely emanating the vibes of a team that might make it past the first and second rounds of the playoffs….

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Josh Hart 20 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2018)

Josh “Hart Attack” Hart has had a string of three twenty-point games after only scoring above that mark once in the previous however many games. If he had been picked one pick later, he would be the second-best player drafted in the second round (after Dillon Brooks) with an argument for being the best player…

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Andre Ingram 19 Points Lakers Debut Full Highlights (4/10/2018)

Normally when I think of rookies that are old as dirt, I think of players who are 25 or 26 years old. Of course, such players are not really “old as dirt”, they’re just a little bit older than normal. In fact, even four-year college players, in my mind, are “old” rookies, simply because most…

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Marco Belinelli 20 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2018)

It’s like Christmas morning every time you sit down with a new Marco Belinelli video. What kind of crazy shots is he going to hit in this one? You never know, it’s always a surprise. If you watched all of his attempts, not just his makes, you’d get a whole lot of lumps of coal…

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Taurean Prince 27 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/10/2018)

Ha! Hahahaha! No more Taurean Prince highlights this year! This is the last one I have to do until next season! Heh. Hehehehehe. Wooooooo! Prince started every game for the Hawks this season, from their opening matches where they still were trying, to when they started getting wonky with their rotations, ending up with their…

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