I’m starting to get ECF vibes from this Sixers squad. Usually my vibe receptors only detect vibes emanated by players, but lately I’ve been picking up vibes emanated by entire teams, and the 76ers are definitely emanating the vibes of a team that might make it past the first and second rounds of the playoffs. I asked my doctor if I should be worried about the sudden enlargement of my vibe glands and he told me that there’s no such part in the human body. I told him that if I don’t have vibe glands, how do I detect all these vibes? Then I knocked his stethoscope out of his hand and walked out like a boss.
J.J. Redick has been a big part of the Sixers’ success for the past few weeks. His shooting has really come on strong and it seems like he plays better when Embiid isn’t in there holding up ball movement. His strong play has definitely secured him another huge paycheck this off-season, so in five years there will be some team bemoaning the fact that they have to pay a 38-year-old J.J. Redick eighteen million dollars.