Eddie Johnson, in all his rambling incoherence, managed to sum up the situation concisely at the end of this video: Dragan Bender needs to work on being able to shoot the ball more often. That means not always making the easy pass when the ball hits your hands. That means making an effort to score…
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Jaylen Brown 27 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (4/10/2018)
I’ve had many cases of NBA-induced blue balls over the years, but this particular instance of cyanotic scrotum has got to be the worst I’ve ever experienced. Jaylen Brown scored 21 points, TWENTY-ONE GOD DAMN POINTS, in the first quarter of this game, then only scored six the rest of the way. In the second…
Read MoreJ.J. Redick 28 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (4/10/2018)
I’m starting to get ECF vibes from this Sixers squad. Usually my vibe receptors only detect vibes emanated by players, but lately I’ve been picking up vibes emanated by entire teams, and the 76ers are definitely emanating the vibes of a team that might make it past the first and second rounds of the playoffs….
Read MoreJosh Hart 20 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2018)
Josh “Hart Attack” Hart has had a string of three twenty-point games after only scoring above that mark once in the previous however many games. If he had been picked one pick later, he would be the second-best player drafted in the second round (after Dillon Brooks) with an argument for being the best player…
Read MoreAndre Ingram 19 Points Lakers Debut Full Highlights (4/10/2018)
Normally when I think of rookies that are old as dirt, I think of players who are 25 or 26 years old. Of course, such players are not really “old as dirt”, they’re just a little bit older than normal. In fact, even four-year college players, in my mind, are “old” rookies, simply because most…
Read MoreAlex Len 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/10/2018)
If I had to guess, I’d say this was the last game for Alex Len in a Suns uniform. He’s said some stuff to the media that makes me think he wants out, and I doubt the Suns are extremely eager to keep him around, even if they don’t really have any good centers on…
Read MoreMarco Belinelli 20 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2018)
It’s like Christmas morning every time you sit down with a new Marco Belinelli video. What kind of crazy shots is he going to hit in this one? You never know, it’s always a surprise. If you watched all of his attempts, not just his makes, you’d get a whole lot of lumps of coal…
Read MoreTaurean Prince 27 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/10/2018)
Ha! Hahahaha! No more Taurean Prince highlights this year! This is the last one I have to do until next season! Heh. Hehehehehe. Wooooooo! Prince started every game for the Hawks this season, from their opening matches where they still were trying, to when they started getting wonky with their rotations, ending up with their…
Read MoreAaron Harrison Career High 16 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2018)
I kind of dumped on Aaron Harrison in the last description I did for him, when he scored 13 last game, and I’m sorry to say that I have to do it again. I’m going to re-dump on him. Because, once again, the only he reason he got stats is because he played tons of…
Read MoreFrank Kaminsky 24 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2018)
First off: sorry that this video looks like someone puked all over it. I don’t know what the Hornets camera people did to their equipment, but this isn’t my fault. It kind of ruins this vid of Frank Kaminsky scoring 24 (which is NOT a career-high NBA.com please get it together). This might be the…
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