Clint Capela was brooding by himself in his locker. Most of his teammates had already left the arena, but he had stayed, trying to figure out where it had all gone so wrong. It was also not lost on him that he might never again play in this arena again as a member of the…
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Jarrett Allen All 117 Dunks Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Dunkilation)
“It’s really cool that you invited me over,” Jarrett Allen said sheepishly as he sat in the unfamiliar living room. “I guess I can’t say that you were ever one of my idols, but I watched a bunch of your highlights on YouTube before I got here.” Artis Gilmore let out a deep laugh. “Understandable….
Read MoreJayson Tatum 24 Points Full Highlights (5/23/2018)
In this modern age of NBA basketball, an age now several years removed from the slogfests of the early 00’s, there is no acceptable reason for why a team playing in the ECF Conference Finals should win a game while shooting 36 percent from the field. The NBA has been making gains in viewership, but…
Read MoreTerry Rozier 16 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (5/21/2018)
In these ECF Conference Finals, Terry Rozier has not lived up to his “Scary Terry” nickname like we all wanted him to. Averaging fourteen and six on 41% shooting is nice enough, I guess, but it’s definitely not “scary”. It’s not even “mildly disquieting”. Unfortunately, due to the rhyming, ear-pleasing nature of the nickname, assigning…
Read MoreJaylen Brown 25 Points Full Highlights (5/21/2018)
Jaylen Brown is growing up before our very eyes. No, really, I swear he’s looking noticeably older every subsequent game. He looked like a kid with a beard at the start of the season. Now, he looks like some random 32 y/o vet who is too good for the G-League but not quite good enough…
Read MoreBen Simmons All 147 Dunks Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Dunkilation)
“Hey T.J. I need some help,” Ben Simmons said awkwardly as he lingered near T.J. McConnell’s locker. “Well, if you want advice on how to deal with getting curb-stomped by a less-talented team in the playoffs, I don’t have any,” T.J. replied as he stood up from his position picking depleted Gatorade bottles from the…
Read MoreTrevor Ariza 19 Points/6 Assists/3 Dunks Full Highlights (5/16/2018)
Trevor Ariza walked into the shower area of the locker room, ready to release some stress under a nice hot shower, but when he noticed the large amount of displaced floor tiles, he stopped in his tracks. “Uh, James, what’s going on here?” James Harden, wearing a hard hat, looked up from his project. “We’re…
Read MoreP.J. Tucker 22 Points Full Highlights (5/16/2018)
While James “Travel On Every Stepback” Harden and Chris “Conference Finals Virgin” Paul were out there bricking everything from three (they went a combined 4-of-19), P.J. Tucker stepped in to clean up their mess with a cool 5-of-6 from downtown and 22 points. In fact, he only made one fewer shot (8) than Harden (9)…
Read MoreJaylen Brown 23 Points Full Highlights (5/15/2018)
Three out of my last four videos have been Jaylen Brown. This is unacceptable. I’ve learned over the years that as the playoffs progress, highlights worthy of being shown on my (exclusive) channel get rarer and rarer. But I don’t think it’s ever been this bad. I just want to do ONE Warriors player other…
Read MoreMarcus Morris 21 Points Full Highlights (5/13/2018)
Not included in this highlight video: Marcus Morris totally LOCKING DOWN Jabroni Lames after claiming he was going to do so the whole week prior. I’m gonna be honest, because honesty is my second middle name, the first being “Baller”, I didn’t think LeBron could be stopped. Not in these playoffs. Don’t get me wrong,…
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