Okay. So the 76ers managed to avoid a sweep thanks to the heroism of Dario Saric. It’s still quite likely that they lose the series, but this single win elevates the outcome of the series from “completely embarrasing and shameful” to “disappointing”. No lie, I was getting MAD at the Sixers for the pathetic manner…
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Donovan Mitchell 25 Points Full Highlights (5/6/2018)
Donovan Mitchell is slowing down a little bit, overburdened by the responsibility of being the only dude on the court for the Jazz who can even begin to create his own shot. At least Ricky Rubio could sometimes do things, now, every time I see a Joe Ingles iso, I cry. I love that guy,…
Read MoreE’Twaun Moore 20 Points Full Highlights (5/6/2018)
Big shout out to E’Twaun Moore for being the Pelican’s third-best scorer in this series. That stat may sound surprising, but when taking an honest look at the Cousins-less Pelicans roster, it’s not even that weird. Moore is (as you should know if you’ve been watching my vids of him) surprisingly good this year. The…
Read MoreOG Anunoby 18 Points Full Highlights (5/5/2018)
OG Anunoby is probably going to be remembered more for getting toasted by LeBron James on the game-winning shot than he is for his clutch three-pointer with eight seconds remaining, but that’s how things go. History is written by the victors, and in this situation, LeBronto was absolutely the victor and Anunoby was the loser….
Read MoreKyle Korver 18 Points Full Highlights (5/5/2018)
You’re not going to believe this. So your pal DTB signed himself up for a Tinder account because he was feeling the lack of female companionship in his life and wanted to see what was out there. There’s nothing wrong with that. The cool thing about Tinder is there are no commitments, you can match…
Read MoreJayson Tatum 24 Points Full Highlights (5/5/2018)
This series has gone pretty much the opposite of how I expected it would. I’m not a betting man, and that’s damn lucky for me, because I’d be wondering why I ever thought that putting my life savings (23 dollars and an unopened ultra-rare mint condition misprint “S’m’ores” box of Pop-Tarts, one of only 3…
Read MoreRoyce O’Neale 17 Points Full Highlights (5/4/2018)
Royce O’Neale was the high-scorer for the Jazz in game 3, which is pretty nuts for an undrafted rookie who only started four games in the regular season. How did the rest of the Jazz starting lineup fare? Poopy Gobitch: 6-of-8, 12 points (that’s not so bad actually) DoNotROTY Bitchell: 4-of-16, 10 points Woe Dingleberries:…
Read MoreIan Clark 18 Points Full Highlights (5/4/2018)
I will never forget, as long as my corporeal form remains heaving on this cursed planet, the time Ian Clark kicked the Bucks’ ass in Summer League. This was way before he was any good, he was coming off a season with 26 made shots on uninspiring percentages, and then he just comes in and…
Read MoreTerry Rozier 20 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (5/3/2018)
Terry Rozier failed to show up for the first quarter and a half of this game. Maybe he was having a crisis of self after remembering how Eric Bledsoe didn’ know who he was. Anyway, he snapped out of it with three minutes left to go in the first half, scoring eight quick points and…
Read MoreJayson Tatum 21 Points Full Highlights (5/3/2018)
Jayson Tatum did not shoot above fifty percent from the field in any of the Celtics’ seven first-round games against the Bucks. However, he has now shot exactly 50% in the Celtics’ two games against the Sixers, AND he scored over twenty in both of them, AND the Celtics won both those games, so if…
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