I don’t even know how the Hawks beat the Heat by 24. A full third of the Hawks’ wins this season have come against this Heat team. Nobody on the Hawks even scored twenty points individually but they still creamed their opponent. I’m fully aware that the Hawks have some good invidual players (DeAndre’ Bembry…
Read MoreDay: January 7, 2019
Bojan Bogdanovic 21 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2019)
“Dearest father, The care package I received from you for Christmas was very appreciated. When I am by myself here in America, without my lovely Lucija by my side, I sometimes forget to take care of all my needs. For example, I regularly neglect to shave for days or weeks at a time, so the…
Read MoreNorman Powell 23 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2019)
Norman “Normal Powenn” Powell has been broken for roughly a year and a half. I don’t know what exactly happened to cause him to break, but whatever it was, it really broke him good. His second year in the league saw him play a large role on a good team, and it only seemed like…
Read MoreShabazz Napier 18 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2019)
The view count on my last Shabazz Napier video is somewhat disappointing. 755 views? I shouldn’t need to remind you all that 32 points frickin’ TIED a CAREER HIGH for Shabazzle Dazzle, and nobody even wanted to watch. I know that my view counts are a bit lower ever since I dropped from 80k subs…
Read MoreTony Parker 20 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/6/2019)
Tony Parker dimed up Willy Hernangomez for his first five assists in this game. I was thinking to myself, are all six of his assists going to be to the same player? That’s not the kind of occurrence where my BHL (blood hype level) would spike and cause me to fall into a coma, but…
Read MoreDeMarre Carroll 20 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2019)
Sometimes I wonder what would happen to DeMarre Carroll if he just decided to walk around Toronto late at night. If people recognized him, he would definitely get heckled at the very least. No question about that. Raptors fans are still salty about how they signed him to a big contract and he immediately started…
Read MoreJarrett Allen 19 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2019)
I’ve always loved Jarrett Allen, but I found out recently that my love for him wasn’t maximized. There was still a little bit of extra love I had left to give to him. What spurred this sudden generosity from heart so cold that it gives my lungs freezer burn? It turns out that Allen likes…
Read MoreWilly Hernangomez 19 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2019)
Right now, there is a fierce “deportation battle” going on in Charlotte. The combatants? Willy Hernangomez of Spain and Bismack Biyombo of the Democratic Republic of the Congo. In their struggle over center minutes newly freed by the injury to Cody Zeller, each player is trying with all their might to get the other deported…
Read MoreJosh Jackson 22 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2019)
It’s been sad to see the recent minutes reduction for Josh Jackson. Not because he makes the Suns more fun to watch, because I don’t think he really does, but because of what that means for his career. He’s a top-five pick on one of the worst teams in the league; most players in that…
Read MoreD’Angelo Russell 28 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2018)
Here’s the deal: I just checked Wikipedia and it says, and I’m paraphrasing here, that there are “a whole frickin’ ton” of people living in the New York City metropolitan area. Just so many human beings, and you know what? I bet most of them have some way to vote for the All-Star game. Maybe…
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