Montrezl “Mon-Trezzle” “Monsterezl” “Mississzugz” Harrell has been beasting it up so hard this season that I didn’t realize that this was his second-highest scoring game this season until I went and looked it up. It seems like he scores 25+ every third game due to the ease with which he scorse and the inability of…
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Derrick White 18 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/14/2018)
Sometimes bad things have to happen in order for good things to happen. Case in point: Dejounte Murray getting injured. Obviously that was a Bad Thing. But his injury has allowed for the discovery of Derrick White. That’s a Good Thing. If White was only getting spot backup minutes behind Murray and Mills, we would…
Read MoreDanuel House 15 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2019)
Lost in the glorious, overpoweringly bright aura of James Harden’s 57-point game is the smaller, less luminary aura of Danuel House’s 15-point game. He was the second-best scorer on the team, and while his contributions didn’t directly contribute to an actual win (because the Rockets won by more points [18] than House scored [15]), they…
Read MoreBogdan Bogdanovic 18 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2019)
I wasn’t going to make this video, since I believe Bogdan Bogdanovic is a good enough player that he has to score twenty points to qualify for a highlight video, but then I threw all of my ethics and integrity out of the window and made the damn video anyway. There’s many reasons for my…
Read MoreJarrett Allen 19 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (1/14/2019)
Here’s the deal: DTB doesn’t watch a lot of TV. Or movies. But I would absolutely, totally, watch the ever-loving FRICK out of a TV show that starred Jarrett Allen and Spencer Dinwiddie. The show wouldn’t even have to be funny or creative. They could make fart jokes for twenty minutes for all I care….
Read MoreKyle Korver 19 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2019)
While I was struggling to come up with material for this description, I had a brainwave which I believe may change the face of basketball commentary…forever. I am literally trembling as I attempt to type words coherent enough to portray my vision. We can call a Kyle Korver three-pointer a “Korveball”. I’ll stop there for…
Read MoreJayson Tatum Career High 34 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2019)
Jayson Tatum sat silently in front of his locker before the game. While his teammates made small talk around him, they knew not to disturb him while he collected his thoughts and centered himself. This was his ritual before every contest; home or away, he would partake in this kind of semi-meditation. To help block…
Read MoreBrad Wanamaker 13 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2019)
Okay, so I knew Brad Wanamaker I was old, but I was not prepared for how OLD he looks in real life. I guess I had only really seen him from afar, because the closeup shots of him presented during this Celtics broadcast shocked me to my very core. Look at that thumbnail. LOOK AT…
Read MoreRodions Kurucs 19 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2019)
With around 9 minutes remaining in the game, Rodions Kurucs hit a shot to put the Nets up by 27 (!!!) against the Celtics. As I always say while watching the Bucks choke huge margins, “that’s why you get big leads”. You get big leads so you can go the whole rest of the game…
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