This is the sixth game this season that Joe Harris has scored nineteen points. What’s his problem, anyway? Does he not realize that twenty points is way better than nineteen, due to twenty being in the “twenties” and nineteen being in the “teens”? Is he too stupid to know how math works? Does he not realize that how points are scored in the NBA?
News flash, Joe Harris: when the ball goes through the ring and the net goes “swoosh”, you get two points for that, unless it’s a free throw (one point) or a shot from an extra-long distance away (three points). If you want to get more than nineteen points, any of those types of shots will let you do that. You just have to keep shooting the ball until one goes in. It really is that simple, yet your little brain doesn’t seem to grasp it.
If Harris has any more nineteen-point games even after I’ve clearly explained to him how to avoid them, I’m going to take a drastic, but necessary step. No, I won’t banish him from my channel. No, I won’t withhold my All-Star vote for him. I will write a letter to his mother explaining that her parenting skills were so deficient that she managed to raise an utter dullard. A dullard who probably still does simple addition by counting on his fingers and muttering to himself.