I wasn’t going to make this video, since I believe Bogdan Bogdanovic is a good enough player that he has to score twenty points to qualify for a highlight video, but then I threw all of my ethics and integrity out of the window and made the damn video anyway. There’s many reasons for my…
Read MoreMonth: January 2019
Jarrett Allen 19 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (1/14/2019)
Here’s the deal: DTB doesn’t watch a lot of TV. Or movies. But I would absolutely, totally, watch the ever-loving FRICK out of a TV show that starred Jarrett Allen and Spencer Dinwiddie. The show wouldn’t even have to be funny or creative. They could make fart jokes for twenty minutes for all I care….
Read MoreKyle Korver 19 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2019)
While I was struggling to come up with material for this description, I had a brainwave which I believe may change the face of basketball commentary…forever. I am literally trembling as I attempt to type words coherent enough to portray my vision. We can call a Kyle Korver three-pointer a “Korveball”. I’ll stop there for…
Read MoreJayson Tatum Career High 34 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2019)
Jayson Tatum sat silently in front of his locker before the game. While his teammates made small talk around him, they knew not to disturb him while he collected his thoughts and centered himself. This was his ritual before every contest; home or away, he would partake in this kind of semi-meditation. To help block…
Read MoreBrad Wanamaker 13 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2019)
Okay, so I knew Brad Wanamaker I was old, but I was not prepared for how OLD he looks in real life. I guess I had only really seen him from afar, because the closeup shots of him presented during this Celtics broadcast shocked me to my very core. Look at that thumbnail. LOOK AT…
Read MoreRodions Kurucs 19 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2019)
With around 9 minutes remaining in the game, Rodions Kurucs hit a shot to put the Nets up by 27 (!!!) against the Celtics. As I always say while watching the Bucks choke huge margins, “that’s why you get big leads”. You get big leads so you can go the whole rest of the game…
Read MoreDeAndre’ Bembry 18 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2019)
It’s official: DeAndre’ Bembry HATES the city of Milwaukee. He averages 13 points per game over his career against them, the most he averages against any single team, as compared to his 6 ppg career average. The damage inflicted on the city would’ve been even greater had he not been DNPed in 6 of his…
Read MoreDelon Wright 17 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2019)
From my outside perspective, it seems like Raptors fans oscillate between who they want as their backup PG behind Kyle Lowry. One day it’s Fred VanVleet, the next it’s Delon Wright, the one after that it’s Lorenzo Brown (just kidding I know all Raptors fans hated that guy but the good news is that now…
Read MoreThomas Bryant 18 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2019)
After Thomas “Thobe” Bryant scored 31 earlier this season without missing a field goal, every other video I make for him seems like worthless garbage unfit for viewing by anybody in any demographic. Not even fourteen-year-old Wizards fans, who are the theoretical prime market for Thobe highlight videos, would need to waste their time with…
Read MoreKyle Kuzma 29 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2019)
The Lakers just lost to the Cavaliers (something that should never, ever happen), but whoever you blame, it shouldn’t be Kyle Kuzma. He had eighteen points in the fourth quarter. While his teammates choked and floundered, Kuzma was a steady and confident scorer who had to put the team on his back. Among the teammates…
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