Whose idea was it to put this Knicks versus Pacers game on ESPN? I know, I know, you don’t want to show the same few teams over and over again, not every game should be Warriors versus Rockets, you want to show the entire league even if they’re not that good or exciting. But this…
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Dewayne Dedmon 19 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/11/2019)
If Dewayne “Judge Dedd” Dedmon had gotten a triple-double this game, it would have ranked as one of the unlikelist triple-doubles of the season. Actually, scratch that. It would have been the undisputed least-likely triple-double of the season, ahead of Kyle Anderson’s by a significant amount because Dedmon isn’t known as a passer. As it…
Read MoreDomantas Sabonis 22 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2019)
I was all ready to go with a theme for this video description: how Domantas Sabonis completely dominated Enes Kanter because Kanter can’t handle somebody with the size and skill near the basket that Sabonis possesses. That narrative went out the window when it became apparent to me while compiling this video that Kanter didn’t…
Read MoreJosh Okogie 15 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2019)
I remember making some determination as to whether Josh Okogie can be called “Okobie” or if Eli Okobo can be called “Okobe” or if both of them can use that nickname, or if neither of them can use that nickname. However, I am too unmotivated to actually go back and check DTB’S OFFICIAL NICKNAME RECORDS…
Read MoreJohn Collins 25 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2019)
We can now add “makes game-winners regularly” to the list of reasons why John Collins should definitely be an All-Star this season. The full list of reasons can be found below: -Makes game-winners regularly (or “clutch late-game shots”, which are different from game-winners; however, for the purposes of this list, they are the same thing)…
Read MoreLuka Doncic 29 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (1/11/2019)
“Come find me, Luka,” Dirk Nowitzki whispered into Luka Doncic’s ear as Luka patiently answered questions from the flock of reporters that surrounded his locker. “After these guys leave.” Luka subtly nodded to let Dirk know he understood, and as Dirk retreated to his own locker to answer comparatively fewer questions, Luka wondered what Dirk…
Read MoreAnte Zizic 18 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2019)
In my opinion, which I could tell you is provided humbly but really isn’t, Ante “Antetozizpo” Zizic can pretty much reproduce the production of the injured Kevin Love if given enough opportunities. Note that I’m not saying he could reproduce the impact of Love, just the production. And when I say “production”, I mean the…
Read MoreKevin Huerter Career High 29 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (1/11/2019)
Today’s DTB challenge: figure out a good comparison for Kevin Huerter who ISN’T melanin-deprived. I’ll let you work on it for a bit, and then reveal my answer. Tough, huh? The problem with human brains (among other things, like not ever being able to stop thinking about naked females), is that they are simply incapable…
Read MoreTomas Satoransky Triple Double 18 Pts/12 Rebs/10 Asts Full Highlights (1/11/2019)
Tomas Satoransky grimaced a little bit as he could hear the sounds of an argument beginning between his teammates. It was like this whether they won or lost. John and Bradley always found something something to disagree about, and, while some of the other teammates ignored the arguments, others couldn’t resist coming to the defense…
Read MoreTorrey Craig 14 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2019)
Torrey Craig is a starter on the best team in the West. Is that messed up or what? Even in today’s NBA, that means defense means something. Because let’s just say he wasn’t the 2017 NBL (that’s Australia for you cretins) DPOY for no reason. Also he was MVP of that league in 2015 which…
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