Torrey Craig 17 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2020)

Out of my many attempts to start viral hashtag sensations, I have to say that my #TorreyCraigIsWelsh campaign has to have been the least successful. Even I didn’t use it, except in, like, one or two video descriptions. As far as I’m aware, no tweets were ever tweeted in support of the hashtag, which (rather…

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Torrey Craig 15 Points Full Highlights (1/24/2020)

Zion Williamson nuthuggers aren’t going to like hearing it, but Torrey Craig COMPLETELY and BRUTALLY outplayed Mr. No Knees last night. Craig, who I think played Div II college basketball at some random school that nobody’s ever heard of, and who was never even close to being anointed as the next LeBron James, scored the…

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Torrey Craig 18 Points Full Highlights (4/20/2019)

My genius new viral hashtag, #TorreyCraigIsWelsh , has not taken off nearly as well as I’d have hoped. As of this writing, there is only one use of it on Twitter (thanks to the Twitter user whose name is, somewhat cryptically, just “matt”). For such a perfectly-formulated hashtag to see such levels of underutilization is…

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Torrey Craig 18 Points Full Highlights (4/5/2019)

In order to get Torrey Craig more of the attention that he deserves, I have started a new viral hashtag that will raise his profile and ultimately result in larger contracts for him as he continues his career in the NBA: #TorreyCraigIsWelsh It doesn’t matter whether Torrey Craig is actually of Welsh ancestry or not….

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Torrey Craig 15 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2019)

I bet there would be more hype for Torrey Craig if everybody was under the mistaken impression that he was a Welshman from Wales. His name totally sounds Welsh, so if you didn’t know any better, you would totally think he was from Wales. If I asked my mom right now where she thought a…

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Torrey Craig Career High 22 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (2/1/2019)

Torrey “Aggro-Craig” Craig is now a member of the 20-point club in the NBA, an exclusive club adorned with a multitude of neon lights that is reserved only for the most elite NBA players who can manage to score 20 points or more in a single NBA basketball contest. You know who else is in…

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Torrey Craig 15 Points Full Highlights (1/26/2019)

After careful consideration, I have decided that Torrey “Torrey Time” Craig is the second coming of Alonzo Gee for the Nuggets. To reinforce the biblical theme, you could even call him the second coming of Alonzo Geesus, but that’s not necessary in my view. Alonzo Gee was a small forward who couldn’t really shoot jumpshots…

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Torrey Craig 14 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2019)

Torrey Craig is a starter on the best team in the West. Is that messed up or what? Even in today’s NBA, that means defense means something. Because let’s just say he wasn’t the 2017 NBL (that’s Australia for you cretins) DPOY for no reason. Also he was MVP of that league in 2015 which…

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Torrey Craig 15 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (12/14/2018)

Before this game, Torrey “Storreytime” Craig was 8-of-44 from three on the season. At 19%, that’s like Giannis levels of shooting inability. That’s like rookie John Wall levels of shooting inability, But with his 3-of-4 three-point shooting performance in this one, he’s bumped his percentage up to 23%! Still terrible, and still definitely in the…

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Torrey Craig 14 Points Full Highlights (12/18/2017)

The deal with these players on two-way contracts is that they just pop up out of nowhere without anyone being aware. Just, BAM, they’re sitting there in the boxscore with their 2 points in 5 minutes or whatever. At least with 10-days there was some notice that they got signed; right now I am overwhelmed…

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