I’m so certain of a John Collins All-Star appearance this year that I pondered starting a bet: if Collins doesn’t make the All-Star game, I delete my channel forever. If he does make the All-Star game, everybody pays me five bucks. That’s five bucks from every subscriber. But then I thought, the stakes aren’t high…
Read MoreMonth: January 2019
Luka Doncic 30 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/9/2019)
Everybody keeps making the comparison between Luka “Lukadris” Doncic and James Harden, and for obvious reasons. Both of them just shoot a lot of free throws. Free throws are an integral part of their respective scoring games. While other players may shoot free throws incidentally, these two guys have made a habit of it. But…
Read MoreMontrezl Harrell 23 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/8/2019)
I’ve seen a lot of bigman prospects go through the NBA, and I think I can now say what the most important attribute for a bigman to have is, if they want to be successful in the NBA. Actually, there’s two: 1. Have the longest arms possible 2. Be able to catch a basketball The…
Read MoreTerrance Ferguson 14 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2019)
The best thing about three-pointers is how quickly a player can score points with them. In an NBA without the three-point line, him scoring 14 would be a near-impossible task. He would have to try and Corey Brewer it, leak out every single time and hope that Westbrook can find him cherry-picking. Otherwise, what is…
Read MoreMalik Monk 24 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2019)
Malik Monk had nineteen points in the fourth quarter of this game. That’s a good thing. Malik Monk also played the entire fourth quarter, and during that time, the Clippers scored 42 points. That’s a bad thing. I think those two statements, when combined, form the essence of Monk. He can score, but he’s not…
Read MoreKelly Oubre Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2019)
My first thought when I saw that Kelly Oubre had 26 points was “Man, ‘Zards fans are gonna be pissed that Oubre got traded for being bumsauce and then it turned out he was capable of games like this the entire time.” And that thought made me happy because the concept of an entire fanbase…
Read MoreMario Hezonja 19 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2019)
Nineteen points is Mario “The Croat GOAT” Hezonja’s highest-scoring game this season, despite the fact that he scored twenty or more six times last season. Again, this brings up the eternal question: is he getting misused by Fiz, or does hes just suck? As is usual for me, I don’t know the answer, but I…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 23 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (1/8/2019)
Seeing Bojan Bogdanovic with a cleanly-shaven, completely smooth face just two days after seeing him with an unchecked furry growth on his neck and cheeks is kinda tripping me out. It’s like two different people. One looks like a clean-cut high-school basketball coach and the other looks like a hobo straight off the streets of…
Read MoreThaddeus Young 26 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2019)
Asprawl on the comfortable, but too short, hotel bed, Thaddeus Young was unwinding with some television when there was an unexpected knock at the door. “Room service!” came the muffled voice from the other side. Confusedly, Thaddeus rolled off the bed and went to answer the door. He hadn’t ordered any room service that he…
Read MoreBen McLemore 20 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2019)
Before this game, I was starting to think that Ben McLemore might be out of the league after this season. And, honestly, I might still kind of be thinking that, because McLemore seemed to turn from “disappointing but playable player” to “a pile of human trash so immense and unskilled that it should never be…
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