The view count on my last Shabazz Napier video is somewhat disappointing. 755 views? I shouldn’t need to remind you all that 32 points frickin’ TIED a CAREER HIGH for Shabazzle Dazzle, and nobody even wanted to watch. I know that my view counts are a bit lower ever since I dropped from 80k subs…
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Tony Parker 20 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/6/2019)
Tony Parker dimed up Willy Hernangomez for his first five assists in this game. I was thinking to myself, are all six of his assists going to be to the same player? That’s not the kind of occurrence where my BHL (blood hype level) would spike and cause me to fall into a coma, but…
Read MoreDeMarre Carroll 20 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2019)
Sometimes I wonder what would happen to DeMarre Carroll if he just decided to walk around Toronto late at night. If people recognized him, he would definitely get heckled at the very least. No question about that. Raptors fans are still salty about how they signed him to a big contract and he immediately started…
Read MoreJarrett Allen 19 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2019)
I’ve always loved Jarrett Allen, but I found out recently that my love for him wasn’t maximized. There was still a little bit of extra love I had left to give to him. What spurred this sudden generosity from heart so cold that it gives my lungs freezer burn? It turns out that Allen likes…
Read MoreWilly Hernangomez 19 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2019)
Right now, there is a fierce “deportation battle” going on in Charlotte. The combatants? Willy Hernangomez of Spain and Bismack Biyombo of the Democratic Republic of the Congo. In their struggle over center minutes newly freed by the injury to Cody Zeller, each player is trying with all their might to get the other deported…
Read MoreJosh Jackson 22 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2019)
It’s been sad to see the recent minutes reduction for Josh Jackson. Not because he makes the Suns more fun to watch, because I don’t think he really does, but because of what that means for his career. He’s a top-five pick on one of the worst teams in the league; most players in that…
Read MoreD’Angelo Russell 28 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2018)
Here’s the deal: I just checked Wikipedia and it says, and I’m paraphrasing here, that there are “a whole frickin’ ton” of people living in the New York City metropolitan area. Just so many human beings, and you know what? I bet most of them have some way to vote for the All-Star game. Maybe…
Read MoreJonah Bolden 11 Points Full Highlights (1/5/2019)
Is it fair to say that Jonah Bolden was… emBOLDENed by this performance? Ha! Ha! HAHAHAHA! EMBOLDENED! Get it? Hehehe. Because his name… is BOLDEN! HA! That’s all I’ve got, folks. That right there, that crappy pun, is going to form the entirety of this description about Bolden and his career-high-shattering performance, because I’ve got…
Read MoreJusuf Nurkic 25 Points Full Highlights (1/5/2019)
It seems like at least once a game, Jusuf Nurkic ends up on the floor clutching one body part or another as a pool of blood spreads from his prone body. Who says basketball isn’t a contact sport? He should start wearing a helmet so he can take those elbows to the face without missing…
Read MoreDerrick White 19 Points Full Highlights (1/5/2019)
Whitesanity is happening right now. RIGHT NOW, people. Maybe there isn’t as much worldwide interest as there has been for past -sanities, but that doesn’t mean that Whitesanity isn’t real and isn’t really awesome. It just means that some people are bad (not good) and don’t want to allow themselves to get excited by one…
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