Jerryd Bayless is basically ruining my life right now. Him getting this many assists in this many consecutive games is unprecedented in the context of his career, and honestly, it’s really starting to tick me off. I don’t want to make a Bayless highlight video where he gets ten or more assists. That’s not in…
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Monte Morris 17 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (2/2/2019)
Monte Morris just got the first double-double of his career. He had gotten ten assists in a game once before, but he only scored five points, leaving him well short of the ten points that are required for a double-double. This time, he made sure there were no doubts about it, as he continued his…
Read MoreAndre Iguodala 17 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (2/2/2019)
Imagine kicking a team’s butt so bad with your dunks and threes that they have to go into the locker room after the game and fight their coach. Unbelievable, but it’s true: Andre Iguodala dunked it a whole bunch of times, then abruptly switched to hitting threes instead, and the end result was that the…
Read MoreRyan Broekhoff 12 Points Full Highlights (2/2/2019)
Hopes were high for Ryan Broekhoff to set a new career high after scoring 12 points in about 5 minutes of game-time. At least, my hopes were high. I don’t know how time zones work, but I’m assuming that any Australians who would have a vested interest in him succeeding were asleep. But I was…
Read MoreTrey Lyles 19 Points Full Highlights (2/2/2019)
Lost in the grinning happiness of the Nuggets season is the fact that Trey Lyles is one of the worst three-point shooters ever. Or, if he isn’t, he’s doing a very good impersonation this season. He went 3 of 6 here against the Timberwolves, bumping up his percentage from 24 to 25 percent, so that’s…
Read MoreReggie Jackson 29 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (2/2/2019)
This video tells, in part, the sad story of how the Pistons choked away a 20+ point lead in the span of just one quarter. At the 2:00 minute mark of the vid, Reggie Jackson hits a three to put his team up by 23. The next time he appears, the very next clip, almost…
Read MoreMalik Beasley 22 Points/1 Touchdown Full Highlights (2/2/2019)
Happy Super Bowl Day everybody! For those not in the know (Euros, commies, comsymps), Super Bowl Day is an American holiday to celebrate gluttony and violence. The centerpiece of the holiday is the eponymous “Super Bowl”, the championship game for the sport of football. American football, that is. We don’t care about the other kinds…
Read MoreGerald Green 25 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (2/2/2019)
The Rockets are James Harden now. It’s been building for a while, but this is the year I feel like every other Rocket aside from him is utterly irrelevant, a background actor in the movie of Harden’s scoring insanity. Even Chris Paul, the supposed best PG of our generation. Do you hear anything about him…
Read MoreMikal Bridges 20 Points Full Highlights (2/2/2019)
Okay, so obviously “Fulton Homes” paid a lot of money to get their name shilled every time the Suns make a three. They had to have, because only a large sum of money could speak strongly enough to the Suns organization to make them willing to ruin the quality of their broadcasts. And, I might…
Read MoreBrook Lopez 21 Points Full Highlights (2/2/2019)
I know what you’re thinking right now. “21 points for Brook Lopez? That means he must have hit seven threes! Oh boy, I’d better watch this video straight away!”. Reasonable thoughts for sure, although I question the mental capacity of someone who uses the phrase “straight away” instead of “right away”. But I have to…
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