Tag: Malik Beasley

The only good thing about having to make this video is that it spared me from having to watch the Bucks get 77 points dropped on them in the first half against the Suns. I’m kind of annoyed about having to make yet another Malik Beasley highlight package but that annoyance is surely insignificant compared…

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When I signed up to make Malik Beasley highlight videos, I didn’t sign up for him being a complete beast night in and night out. Players who are beasts of that magnitude have a special place on my channel, and that place is called “the exclusion list”. Am I loving the fact that Beasley is…

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My dream is for Malik Beasley to establish himself as a legit 20 PPG per game scorer for the Timberwolves not just for the end of this season but for future seasons as well. He will be the perfect second banana to KAT in a way that Andrew Wiggins just was never able to be….

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I really hope that Michael Beasley, wherever he is, is doing okay. I cannot help but think of him and his stint with the Timberwolves while seeing Malik Beasley do pretty much the same things (basically scoring and that’s it) for the same team that he was doing but better. Michael Beasley’s high scoring season…

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Malik Beasley has been such a relentless scorer for his entire (short) tenure with the Timberwolves that my opinion of him is starting to subtly shift. When he was on the Nuggets, I was like “he’s a medium-volume three-point shooting role-player who can also dunk”. Then, when he got to the Timberwolves and saw immediate…

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Malik Beasley is averaging over 20 PPG per game over his first six games with the Timberpuppies. In fact, by scoring just 21 in this game, his average got lower, since he was averaging 22 PPG per game through his first five games. In any case, the shooting numbers he’s putting up to start his…

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Seeing Malik Beasley do well in a Timberwolves uniform is really fun and awesome, and I’m so happy that he’s not getting held down by Paul Millsap in Denver anymore, but when I see “Beasley” in the boxscore, all I can think about is how sweet it was when Michael Beasley was scoring 20 a…

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Whenever a player takes an unexpected fall from hanging on the rim, as Malik Beasley does at the beginning of this video, I have violent flashbacks to Andrew Bogut getting Boguted by Amar’e Stoudemire. I can still hear Bogut’s screams in my ears. I can still see visions of Bogut’s dangling arm, the crucial bone…

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This performance for Malik Beasley in his first game donning the Timberwolves’ highlighter green and navy blue should come as no surprise for the true, devoted Malik Beasley acolytes out there. Beasley was doing things like this basically ALL of a last season for the Nuggets. Then their roster changed, they had too many good…

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