It was a real pleasure to watch Mitchell Robinson turn Joel Embiid into his bitch by dunking on him, layupping on him, and blocking his weak layups attempts. Not only did Robinson make Embiid wear a bitch diaper, but he made Embiid poop in the bitch diaper, and then he made Embiid eat the poop that was in the bitch diaper. Embiid isn’t really into eating poop but Robinson made him do it anyway. Such was the extent of the dominance that Robinson displayed over Embiid.
Note that I didn’t actually watch this game. If Embiid was regularly making Robinson into his bitch every other possession, I didn’t see it. All I saw was Robinson doing the bitch-making and Embiid doing the bitch-becoming. And, frankly, it is more enjoyable for me to imagine the underdog Robinson making Embiid drink from his bitch bottle full of bitch milk than Embiid doing the same to Robinson. So that is what I’m going to imagine.