I was all set to write the next installment in my long-running (okay, not-so-long running) Luka Doncic Taco Bell saga for this video description. But my enthusiasm for the project has taken a serious hit tonight. Not because I like Luka Doncic any less than I did before, but for other, gastronomical reasons.
Basically, I ate too much McDonalds tonight, and I really would rather not have to describe greasy Taco Bell food in elaborate detail. Taco Bell is like the last thing I want to think about right now. All that cheese-covered low-grade beef, all that “steak” of uncertain origin, all those oversalted and overfried menu items, none of its sounds good to me. All because I ordered an extra McDouble that I didn’t really want but it was only, like, two bucks so I would have to be an idiot not to order it, right? Well, I ordered it and now I feel like an idiot.
So, in the absence of the Taco Bell storyline, what else can I say about Luka Doncic? He had another fantastic game, and this one led directly to a victory, so that bolsters his resume a bit even though his resume needed no bolstering. He got flagrant-fouled by Kyle O’Quinn earlier in the game so there’s probably going to be one or two butthurt Euros making vaguely racist comments towards O’Quinn. And he hit some deep treys which are definitely going into my Luka Doncic three-ilation (which, by the way, is my highest-priority -ilation this season).