This is my third “old man” highlight video in a row. Maybe I should start a new channel solely dedicated to players who are 36 years old or older if my main channel is going to be unduly focused on them. That way I can have highlights of exciting young players in one place and put the highlights of slightly less exciting old players in another place.
However, it’s not as simple as just creating a new channel. It needs to have the right name. Here are some candidate channel names I came up with using an exhaustive process known as “come up with stuff within two minutes or it sucks”:
-Geriatric Baller Zone
-NBAlzheimers
-Crime Against Father Time
-Nursing Home of Highlights
-DownToOld
Okay, so maybe all of those ideas for my new channel name aren’t very good, but I think this idea has legs. There was a channel called Rock ‘N’ Rookie a few seasons ago who only did rookie player highlights, so why not have a channel that only does old man highlights? There’s a lot of older people out there who would rather watch skilled, savvy veterans than inexperienced, non-fundamental younguns. It’s called market research. Duh.