This is my fate. My cursed fate. Collin Sexton will forever score 23 points or more and I will have to make a highlight video for each and every game until the end of time. If I’m not quite tired of watching Sexton hit shot after shot, I will be when I’m still making his videos ten years from now. Eight-hundred and twenty of them, give or take fifty. That is my destiny.
I’m not really looking forward to my destiny at the moment.
Right now I’m trying to make the distinction: am I cursed, or is Sexton blessed? Either the cosmic multiversal life-force/time-force known to us drooling humanoids as “God” has decided to inflict pain on my life, or he has decided to inflict pleasure on Sexton’s life. Is there even a meaningful distinction to be made here? There is no difference in outcome no matter which option is the true option.
Maybe I should delete my channel. That would solve all of this.