I’m thinking that Chandler Parsons is still a bit out of shape. Not only does he look like he’s out of shape, but, in this game, he was doing good things until about halfway through the second quarter, and from that point on, he only did bad things. Not-so-coincidentally, the first quarter and a half…
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Evan Fournier 27 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/22/2019)
While making this highlight video, I couldn’t help but be distracted by the mysterious red circle on the front of Evan Fournier’s shoulder. It was like a beacon to me. I watched it move across my screen every time I was supposed to be paying attention to the buckets and passes that Fournier was making….
Read MoreBryn Forbes 20 Points Full Highlights (3/22/2019)
I would say that Bryn Forbes did a decent job of matching James Harden tonight. Harden scored 61, which is only 41 points more than Forbes himself scored. 41 points isn’t that much in the grand scheme of things; only about a quarter-and-a-half’s worth of play for your average basketball team. Imagine how much of…
Read MoreMitchell Robinson 16 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (3/22/2019)
It wasn’t that long ago that DeAndre Jordan was considered to be part of a “big three” for the Clippers. Immediately after that, he became a coveted free agent. Now, he’s on the Knicks, and nobody (I mean NOBODY) is treating the Knicks like they have a top-five center in the game. And if you…
Read MoreTerrence Ross 31 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (3/22/2019)
If the Orlando Magic make the playoffs (which still has a 40% chance of happening according to the inerrant basketball-reference), whoever’s the first seed should be very, very afraid of Terrence Ross. He’s turned it up a notch this season, becoming the premier off-the-bench shooter in the NBA. What if he has another notch to…
Read MoreJonas Valanciunas 23 Points/24 Rebounds/4 Blocks Full Highlights (3/22/2019)
Here’s a question for you: how many 20-20 games have there been in the NBA this season? I’m talking 20 points and 20 rebounds here, because I know for a fact that no one has gotten 20 assists. I, apparently, have a totally warped idea of how many such games have been occurring. Warped in…
Read MoreTyler Dorsey Career High 29 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (3/22/2019)
Tyler Dorsey opened his eyes slowly to find himself in a completely unfamiliar location. He sat up in confusion, trying to remember what he had been doing before he had mysteriously turned up in this place. After a few seconds of groggy thought that didn’t go anywhere, he gave up and, instead, observed his surroundings….
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