If this were a just and kind world, I would, in this video description, use my skills of oratory to convince you, the reader, that Troy Daniels is being marginalized right now in Phoenix. That he isn’t getting the minutes he deserves. That he isn’t getting the looks he deserves. That he’s being blackballed out…
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Ryan Broekhoff 17 Points Full Highlights (3/23/2019)
One of my most notable side hustles is the creation of high-impact nicknames for NBA players, which I then leverage against them in order to extract high volumes of royalty payments from them. As of this writing, these schemes have netted me exactly $0.00, which means I probably shouldn’t be calling it a “side hustle”,…
Read MoreDirk Nowitzki 21 Points Full Highlights (3/23/2019)
Dirk Nowitzki looked so washed at the beginning of the season. I could take my car to a car wash and it would roll out of there looking less washed than Dirk looked in the first half of this season. Perhaps admitting this outs me as not a true Dirk believer, but even his most…
Read MoreLuka Doncic Triple Double 23 Pts/11 Rebs/10 Asts Full Highlights (3/23/2019)
I’m sitting here in abject confusion right now. The Dallas Mavericks, who are, at best, an okay NBA team, and are often much worse than that, just beat the Golden State Warriors (who remain favorites for chip) by 35 points. 35 friggin’ points. That sentence is so offensive to me that I could barely force…
Read MoreJaylen Brown 29 Points Full Highlights (3/23/2019)
Why didn’t the Celtics go to Jaylen Brown as their 18-point fourth quarter lead dwindled to nothing, and then stopped being a lead and started being a deficit? Why did Kyrie Irving jack up all those bad threes? Why is Brad Stevens polishing his resume for a return to the college game where his deficient…
Read MoreMiles Bridges 20 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (3/23/2019)
The big story of this game was the Charlotte Hornets going on a 30-5 run to close out the game and win by seven against the Celtics. Unfortunately for my ability to snag low-hanging fruit to use as description material, Miles Bridges wasn’t really involved directly in the comeback. He did have his best-ever game…
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