Shai “Gilge Pump” “Gilgamesh” Gilgeous-Alexander had not had a ten-assist game before tonight. He also hadn’t ever had ten rebounds in a game, so this is OFFICIALLY the first OFFICIAL double-double of his career. Double-doubles don’t really excite me that much, but I do feel something stirring in this loveless heart of mine. It might…
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DeMarre Carroll 22 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2019)
DeMarre “The Carr Bear” Carroll is going to be a free agent this off-season. In honor of his impending free-agency, I have compiled a list of destinations that I think would be a good fit for the services he provides: -Toronto Raptors. Obviously, Carroll’s role on next-year’s Raptors squad depends on whether or not Kawhi…
Read MoreWes Iwundu 14 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (3/17/2019)
Fourteen points is Wes Iwundu’s career-high. Twice last year (his rookie year) he scored twelve points (both times receiving a highlight video from yours truly; sadly, both videos were lost in the termination of my previous channel). I honestly wouldn’t have been surprised if twelve remained his career-high, because nothing about Iwundu’s game screams “capable…
Read MoreEmmanuel Mudiay 28 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/17/2019)
The Knicks have repeatedly proven to us that they’ve rightfully earned the title of “worst team in the NBA”, but just because they have a roster chock-full of “talent” that’s of questionable utility to a real-life NBA team doesn’t mean they can’t win a game every once in a while. And, honestly, if I were…
Read MoreD.J. Wilson 13 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2019)
When Nikola Mirotic was brought on to the Bucks, I knew it meant one thing: a reduction in minutes for D.J. Wilson. I’m sure that this change in circumstances for Deej hit a lot of fans hard, given that he had endeared himself to the fanbase with his strong play. But I doubt it hit…
Read MoreMarvin Bagley 21 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2019)
One of the best things you can say about Marvin Bagley right now, and there are a lot of them, is that if you aren’t paying real close attention, he kinda looks like Karl-Anthony Towns. He’s KAT with a hair puff on top. Their respective games aren’t very similar other than that they’re both bigs…
Read MoreMario Hezonja 17 Points/1 Block Full Highlights (3/17/2019)
LeBron James sat in the back of the team plane as it flew to wherever their next game was. He didn’t know their schedule anymore, nor did he care. It was all over. There would be no Finals. There would be no playoffs. Would he even play in the rest of the team’s games? That…
Read MoreHarry Giles 16 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (3/17/2019)
Even after today’s dominating win against the Bulls, the Kings are an extreme long shot to make the playoffs. So extreme that the possibility isn’t really worth mentioning it anymore. It was fun while it lasted, the concept of the widely-believed-to-be-the-worst-team-in-the-league-before-the-season Kings making the ‘offs while the Lakers with LeBron “guaranteed Finals appearance” James missed…
Read MoreDamyean Dotson 25 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2019)
At this point, I have been internally pronouncing Damyean Dotson’s first name as “Dam-Yeen” for far too long. There is no going back to the correct pronunciation. The funny pronunciation is too deeply ingrained in my brain. However, thanks to the smooth announcing of one Clyde Frazier, I have been informed that Dotson’s nickname is…
Read MoreJoakim Noah 15 Points Full Highlights (3/16/2019)
I think Joakim Noah needs to rethink his hair situation. What he’s doing right now just isn’t working from a hair-management standpoint. As you can see from this video’s thumbnail image, his hair is just flying everywhere. Most of it remains contained in his bun, yes, but there’s like a halo of hair all around…
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