I was all set and ready to not make any more highlight videos from the unholy night of April 7th, where fourteen games were played. All my highlight-making software was closed and I was getting ready to settle in for a night of ignoring the NCAA championship game (is it over yet?) and playing Factorio when I made the mistake of looking up James Johnson’s season high.
Eighteen points. Eighteen goddamn points was his season high. And this tied it. Don’t even get me started on how five assists is one off his season high even though he’s supposed to be a point forward.
After screaming at my kitty for a bit and beating myself in the face with my fists, I had no choice but to open up all of the requisite software and make this video, even though Johnson really should have had at least five twenty-point games this season given the size of his contract (go peep the details if you get the urge to kick Heat fans while they’re down). Hopefully some Heat fans derive enjoyment from it because I sure as hell am not enjoying this whatsoever.