Damn, Guerschon Yabusele highlights AND Semi Ojeleye highlights on the same night? We are living in absolutely the second-best possible timeline out of all the near-infinite timelines that are currently branching like an ever-growing tree. The only way this could be better is if we still had the Yabusele/Ojeleye highlights but ALSO had highlights of…
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Monte Morris Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2019)
Wow, had I realized that this was a career-high performance for Monte Morris, I would’ve gotten this video up a lot sooner. A LOT sooner. What am I doing messing around with players barely scoring in double digits when I could showcase an ultra-talented sophomore (basically a rookie, damn those three games he played last…
Read MoreDragan Bender 12 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/9/2019)
Is this it for Dragan Bender in a Suns uniform? I haven’t heard any rumors one way or the other, so all involved parties must be keeping tight lips about the whole thing (or my insider sources in the Suns organization are screwing off and wooing cheerleaders instead of trying to dig up dirt on…
Read MoreJacob Evans 11 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (4/9/2019)
Attention bandwagon Warriors fans: Jacob Evans is a player on the Warriors. That means it is your duty, as a Warriors fan, to get unreasonably hyped for him despite the fact that he has shown almost nothing in the NBA. It is also your duty to utter the following phrases towards anybody who insinuates that…
Read MoreZhaire Smith 11 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (4/9/2019)
The Philadelphia 76ers have had extraordinarily bad luck regarding their draft picks and injuries. Joel Embiid, Ben Simmons, and Markelle Fultz were all high draft choices that missed some or all of their respective rookie seasons due to injuries to various body parts. It’s gotten to the point where some fans jokingly (or not-so-jokingly) refer…
Read MoreIsh Smith 22 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2019)
I think it’s completely fair to say that Ish Smith won this game for the Pistons. He was put into the game halfway through the third with the Pistons down by fourteen points, played the rest of the game, and the Pistons won by seven. The playoff seeding scenarios, as I’ve mentioned before, are too…
Read MoreKentavious Caldwell-Pope 32 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (4/9/2019)
This is getting out of hand. Kentavious-Caldwell Pope must have somehow stolen the soul of Kobe Bryant and inserted it into his own body through his nasal passages, because he’s chucking the ball like it’s his retirement tour and he’ll never play basketball again. I get that he wants to get a big new contract…
Read MoreJemerrio Jones 11 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (4/9/2019)
Real fans of scrubs will have undoubtedly made the connection that I’m about to make, but, for the benefit of the casual NBA fan who might have accidentally wandered into this video while looking for videos about Kobe Bryant, I will repeat it: Jemerrio Jones reminds me of Jamario Moon. Never mind that their play…
Read MoreEnes Kanter 22 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2019)
It seemed like that, when Enes Kanter got to the Blazers, they attempted to establish him as a post-scoring threat right away. Maybe it was just that first game against the Nets, but it totally felt like they wanted to make Enes Kanter post-ups a significant part of the Blazers’ bench offense. Then, in subsequent…
Read MoreMaurice Harkless 26 Points/4 Blocks/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (4/9/2019)
The main complaint I have made about Moe Harkless for the past however many years, since he came into the league basically, is that he doesn’t do enough on the court. Not only does he often play passively on offense, he LOOKS like he’s playing passively because his facial expression never changes. At most, you…
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