April 10, 2019 – Page 2

Semi Ojeleye 17 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2019)

While making this video, I happened to notice that the commentary for most of Semi Ojeleye’s buckets is very bland to the point of being generic. It’s like I’m watching an NBA 2K MyPlayer Let’s Play. At no point are any interesting anecdotes told about Ojeleye. They can’t even bring up what position he plays…

Brad Wanamaker 17 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (4/9/2019)

Brad Wanamaker, the 29-year-old Celtics rookie who looks like he just woke up on the wrong side of forty, has actually played pretty well this season from my perspective. My perspective, of course, it just looking up his stats on basketball-reference and making a snap judgment based on his shooting percentages. I also merge that…

P.J. Dozier 12 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/9/2019)

P.J. Dozier had scored a grand total of seven points and played a grand total of seventeen minutes in his career before this game happened. Not exactly illustrious numbers, but they’re NBA numbers, which means that they are illustrious in a certain sense even if they compare unfavorably to most other NBA numbers you could…

Devin Robinson 14 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (4/9/2019)

Cross another one off the list. I’ve been waiting for a legit Devin Robinson performance for a long time, but even with the ‘Zards having a ton of him games to appear in (164 by my count) over the last two years, he’s barely played. He played all of one game last season, the season…

R.J. Hunter 17 Points Celtics Debut Full Highlights (4/9/2018)

While Dwyane Wade says his emotional farewell to Heat fans in the form of a 30-burger, while Dirk Nowitzki does the same as Jamal Crawford clings to his back and screams “but I can score 50!”, TNT was busy showing an exciting matchup between a totally checked-out Wizards team and a Celtics team that was…

Dwyane Wade 30 Points/1 Dunk/1 Final Home Game Full Highlights (4/9/2019)

What a night for the NBA, and what a night for Dwyane Wade. If I was the conspiratorial type, I would sincerely believe that the NBA scripted this 30-burger for Wade in his final home game. Maybe by itself, you can believe it, but combined with Dirk Nowitzki’s 30-burger (also in his final home game)…

Malik Beasley 25 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2019)

Malik Beasley would totally be a candidate for the MIP Improved Player award if a.) there weren’t so many other good candidates, b.) he was averaging maybe two or three more PPG per game than he is currently averaging, and c.) Pascal Siakam experience a very temporary and very localized gravity void and got flung…

Luka Doncic Triple Double 21 Pts/16 Rebs/11 Asts Full Highlights (4/9/2019)

Luka Doncic stood alone in the ancient underbelly of the American Airlines Center. Around him were the crumbling remains of the Spanish mission upon which the arena had been built. Some months ago, Dirk had shown him the secret stairways which led to the forgotten stone corridors and ever-burning torches. Many secrets were held here,…

Damion Lee 20 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2019)

Damion “The Splash Brother-In-Law” Lee is another one of those seldom-used Warriors bench players who offer my only hope of ever making a video featuring a Warriors player. Given that the Warriors’ big four of Curry-Thompson-Durant-Cousins monopolizes all the touches and shots (for good reason), my opportunities to feature Warriors players on my scrub-oriented highlights…

Jahlil Okafor 30 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (4/9/2019)

When you think of the phrase “bucket party”, what do you think of? For me, I think of ordering a family-sized bucket of fried chicken from KFC and eating it over the course of an evening while watching NBA basketball. It’s not really a party by the conventional definition of the word because it’s just…