Udonis Haslem has basically been a mascot for the past four seasons. Most of his time is spent sitting on the bench, and if he does get into games, he doesn’t do very much. Nor does he try to do very much. He exists solely because it feels good to keep him on the roster….
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Dwyane Wade Triple Double 25 Pts/11 Rebs/10 Asts/1 Final Game Full Highlights (4/10/2019)
Dwyane Wade felt sand underneath his back and could hear the squawking sounds of gulls above him. Both of these things were strange for many reasons. One, he was supposed to be in Brooklyn, a place not known for its sandy beaches. Two, he could feel the individual grains on his back, even though he…
Read MoreTony Bradley 15 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2019)
This performance by Tony Bradley represents a full 64 percent of his made shots. Not just this season, but over his entire two-year career. 7 of his 11 buckets, contained within this video. If you were on the fence about watching this video, consider yourself off the fence. You leapt off it and are running…
Read MoreGeorges Niang Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2019)
Jeff Van Gundy brought up an interesting point at the end of this video, a timely point considering the nature of the performances we saw on the last night of the regular season. His take: all these high-scoring, career-high-setting games by “scrubs” show how incredibly talented even the most marginal NBA players are. I almost…
Read MoreGary Trent 19 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2019)
The Trailblazers decided to employ a tried-and-true strategy against the Kings: use as few bench players as possible. It makes perfect sense; since you’re starting your best players and they make the best lineup, why would you ever take that lineup out of the game? They didn’t go all the way with it, foolishly playing…
Read MoreTerrence Ross 35 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2019)
The Magic made the playoffs! And they’re not the 8th seed! It’s been a long time coming. The Dwightmare really set the franchise back like a million years apparently, because the last time they made the playoffs was with Dwight Howard on the roster, his last year with them, the 2011-12 season. How many teams…
Read MoreLuke Kennard 27 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2019)
I really, really want Luke “The ‘Nard” Kennard to play a big role for the Pistons in the playoffs. Honestly, if he scored, like, 25 points per game in a four game sweep of the Bucks, I wouldn’t even be mad. Well, maybe a little mad, but mostly just really happy for Kennard. I’m tired…
Read MoreBoban Marjanovic 18 Points/6 Assists/2 Threes Full Highlights (4/10/2019)
If this game is any indication, the center rotation for the Philadelphia 76ers in the playoffs will consist of these players: -Boban Marjanovic -Greg Monroe -Amir Johnson I don’t know about you, but when I read that list, I start getting HYPED. It’s got it all, the gigantic Euro monster who also has SKILLS, the…
Read MoreZhaire Smith 17 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/10/2019)
There’s a new article out on some news outlet that I don’t read (and you shouldn’t either; DTB descriptions should be your only reading material) about Zhaire Smith’s allergic reaction that caused his return from injury to be significantly delayed and also caused him to probably almost die. I didn’t read it (because I don’t…
Read MoreWalt Lemon 20 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2019)
There are lots of rumors about Derrick Rose coming back to the Bulls. Maybe they’re not even rumors: didn’t Rose straight up say he’d be willing to come back? Obviously there are a lot of feelings going on there that would get violently unearthed were such a reunion to take place, feelings from Rose and…
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