Shabazz Napier 20 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/10/2019)

I hope Shabazz Napier got to do a jersey swap with Dwyane Wade on account of how bad he RUINED the FINAL GAME OF HIS CAREER. Napier, as the kids say, “had no chill” when it came to Wade on this special night. He didn’t care that the whole banana boat crew was there. He didn’t care that half the fans in the arena wanted Wade to score 50. He was going to go out there and show that withered old veteran who the REAL boss was.

Never mind that Wade outscored, outrebounded, and outassisted him. Napier was a big part of the reason the Nets won this game, and he countered one of Wade’s threes with one of his own, shutting up the whole banana boat for a few seconds as they wondered who would dare disrespect a legend in that way.

I can say this now that there are no Wade fans reading this (why would they watch highlights of the guy who dominated them?), but I am so damn glad this whole retirement tour BS is over. The jersey swaps are over. It’s all over. I mean, it was just Wade (and Dirk, to a lesser extent). It was bad when Kobe Bryant did it, but at least that guy was a legend. This was just some dude who was really good for a while and pretty good for a while longer. Not even an MVP award to his name. If we start giving retirement tours to all the players without MVPs, we might as well not even play the games and just spend the time instead giving heartfelt speeches and swapping jerseys and jacking each other off.

And that’s all I have to say about that.

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