Since the point of this channel is highlights (it says right there in the banner “NBA Highlights”) and not lowlights, you don’t get to see Pascal Siakam pulling a [INSERT PLAYER WHO EVER MISSED CLUTCH FREE THROWS IN THE PLAYOFFS] at the end of regulation. I can describe it to you, though. That’s not against…
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Norman Powell 19 Points Full Highlights (5/19/2019)
It’s somewhat unfortunate that Norman Powell fouled out of this game with a minute to go in regulation. Not only because the circumstances of the foul were questionable (he was pushed before he committed the foul), but because he is a certified BUCKS KILLER. I don’t know if it’s because he was part of the…
Read MoreGeorge Hill 24 Points Full Highlights (5/19/2019)
Watching this game, with its multitude of overtimes and nail-biting plays, caused me to suffer several minor cardiac incidents. This is what I always feared would happen when the Bucks finally became good: my fragile blood-pumping equipment wouldn’t be able to handle the stress of the team playing meaningful games deep in the playoffs. However,…
Read MoreMeyers Leonard 16 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (5/18/2019)
Basketball is all about matchups. When the other team makes a last minute decision to start Damian Jones, you can’t just sit there and keep starting Enes Kanter like a moron. You have to react. You have to adapt. Remember: MATCHUPS. That’s what basketball is all about. MATCHUPS. In the immortal words of Billy Donovan,…
Read MoreRudy Gobert All 306 Dunks Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Dunkilation Part II)
Rudy looked up from his reading as the doorbell rang, the tinkling melody causing a frown to appear on his face. Had he not instructed Remi to meet the guests at the gate? How had they made it all the way to the front door? It was no matter, Rudy supposed. The entire facade of…
Read MoreRudy Gobert All 306 Dunks Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Dunkilation Part I)
The lanky Frenchman reclined in comfort, surrounded by the peaceful sounds and enticing scents of his well-tended Victorian garden. One of the luxurious sitting-room couches had been wrestled out of its usual place to be brought to this spot among the hedges, flowers, and decorative ferns. The fine piece of furniture would have to be…
Read MoreErsan Ilyasova 17 Points/3 Charges Taken Full Highlights (5/17/2019)
What is there even to say about Ersan Ilyasova. I’m not usually one to run short on words, but I can’t think of anything to put here. And that’s fine: this is the kind of video that needs no accompaniment. Let Ersan do the talking. Fine, I’ll try and put some stuff here. Giannis Antetokounmpo…
Read MoreNorman Powell 14 Points Full Highlights (5/17/2019)
Norman “Bucks Killer” Powell has a long history of killing the Bucks. This is not an unusual phenomenon; every team has a player who just randomly goes of on them all the time for no reason, though the Raptors seem to have more than the league average. Thon Maker (so happy he’s gone he’d probably…
Read MoreKevon Looney 14 Points Full Highlights (5/16/2019)
Andrew Bogut is currently the starting center for the Warriors. That’s cool, and it brings a connection to the older days of Warriors basketball when Kevin Durant wasn’t around being an iso chucker, which is something that almost everybody can appreciate. But I don’t really see the point in playing him only a few minutes…
Read MoreSeth Curry 16 Points/4 Steals Full Highlights (5/16/2019)
When ESPN deigned to show us what we signed up for instead of full-screen shots of Dell and Sonya Curry getting interviewed by an insufferable Doris Burke for half an hour, quite an exciting game happened. Not as exciting as pondering the possibility that Seth Curry and Stephen Curry are somehow related, or talking about…
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