I’m so hyped for Tyler Herro that his NBA debut could’ve been “2 Points/1 Assist/1 Fart” and I still would’ve made a video (at least a minute long, as promised) for it. Sometimes I try to maintain an air of impartiality, but now is not one of those times. I am hyped, straight up, for this dude. You wanna know why? Here’s a list of attributes that Herro possesses:
-White
-Male
-From Wisconsin
-Smooth Jumper
Meanwhile, a list of attributes that DownToBuck possesses:
-White
-Male
-From Wisconsin
-Smooth Jumper
Does it make sense now? Do you see how it’s not only reasonable for me to be hyped for Herro, but expected, practically required? Herro is basically me, if I were an NBA player and not just some hack who makes NBA highlight vids for YouTube.
Luckily, I do not have to stoop so low as to make a seriously sub-par vid just because this is Herro’s NBA debut. It wasn’t looking good for my credibility, but he statpadded two buckets right near the end to bring his total up to a very respectable and highlight-worthy 14. All around, a successful performance, but I do have one piece of advice for him: no more floaters. You made frickin’ THREE of them, which is NOT OKAY. Before you get much further along your road to greatness, reevaluate what place the floater has in your repertoire and realize it is no place. Floaters are for bad players. Not good players.