Tyler Herro 22 Points Full Highlights (9/19/2020)

It’s a strange situation when a team so good that it has a high chance of making the finals has as its best swaggy shot creator a babyfaced sixth-man rookie. Not like having a babyface has any bearing on how good a player is at creating swaggy shots. The rookie part is the important part….

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Tyler Herro 12 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (9/15/2020)

Tyler Herro, with his low-scoring but nonetheless stat-stuffed statline of 12/11/9, was one assist short of the fabled trippy-dubby. Think about how bad the internet would be freaking out right now if he had gotten that tenth assist. The fawning comments would be so over the top as to be embarrassing. I’ve even come up…

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Tyler Herro 17 Points Full Highlights (9/2/2020)

Among the many things that Heat fans can be happy about right now is the fact that their first-round draft choice is playing quite well in the playoffs. I feel like the uptick in intensity between regular-season games and playoff games might be overstated, but there is some truth to the idea that it becomes…

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Tyler Herro 20 Points Full Highlights (8/22/2020)

It has recently come to my attention that Jimmy Butler is an absolutely horrendous jump-shooter this year. Like, one of the very worst, probably THE worst when you’re talking about players who are actually considered “good”. I mean, just by watching Heat games you kind of get the sense that he’s not great at jumpers,…

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Tyler Herro 30 Points Full Highlights (8/12/2020)

Tyler Herro, half-asleep, rolled over restlessly. Why was his bed so uncomfortable all of a sudden? He would have to leave a note for housekeeping to get him a new mattress. He squeezed his eyes shut, wanting to go back to sleep; after all, he had slept in enough airport terminals to be accustomed to…

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Tyler Herro 25 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (8/8/2020)

The Heat didn’t have Goran Dragic available for this game. They also didn’t have Jimmy “You Need Me, You Can’t Win Without Me” Butler available for this game. So who was going to handle the ball for the Heat in this game? You’re watching a highlight video for Tyler Herro, so obviously the answer to…

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Tyler Herro 20 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (8/6/2020)

As an unpigmented male born and raised in Wisconsin, I have a certain affinity for other unpigmented males born and raised in Wisconsin, especially when those males are NBA players. That’s why I am unreasonably attached to NBA players Tyler Herro and Matt Thomas. Matt Thomas had taken first place in my heart after a…

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Tyler Herro All 99 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2019-20 Three-ilation)

Tyler Herro rang the doorbell three times in quick succession and impatiently waited. He knew the occupant was at home because he could hear music playing from inside. He was about to spam the doorbell button some more when the door finally opened, revealing a confused-looking Kelly Olynyk standing there in a bathrobe. “Oh, hey…

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Tyler Herro 23 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (2/1/2020)

We don’t even know who’s going to be in this year’s three-point shootout that is anually held during the All-Star festivities (we do have a few vague rumors coming from nebulous sources), but I’m already getting ready for Tyler Herro to be snubbed. By “getting ready”, I mean drafting the threatening emails I will send…

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Tyler Herro 19 Points Full Highlights (1/24/2020)

Tyler Herro played a lot of minutes tonight. Even with Dion Waiters alive and willing to shoot shots (he sucks but it was kind of cool to seem him come in and immediately hit some swaggy threes like he’d never left), Herro was in the game for 40 minutes. Most teams now recognize the value…

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