Or: “[Scrubbiness Intensifies]” Part III of this series features a lot of players who casual fans have never heard of, or have only ever heard of in an ironic context. Many of the players here were only inconsistently part of their team’s regular rotation. However, true DTB acolytes will recognize all these players because almost…
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Every NBA Player’s First Field Goal This Season (2018-19 Season Full-ilation Part II)
Or: “Eh, These Guys are Okay” Part II of my series of every NBA player’s first made field goal in the 2018-19 season already presents a noticeable dropoff from part I. However, if you were paying attention, you would have known this was going to happen. After all, Justin Holiday was in Part I, and…
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Or: “Actually Good NBA Players” The beginning of the 2019-20 season is nigh. With it, a new, eager crop of players joins the league, replacing the old crop that was too garbagey or too old to continue playing in the league. The promise of new stars and new superteams is alluring. However, the 2018-19 season…
Read MoreJarell Martin All 43 Field Goals Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Bucketilation)
If there was any lingering doubt that DownToBuck is, and will always be, YouTube’s preeminent supporter of the NBA’s most fringetastic role-players, let that doubt now be cast into the searing flame-pits of enlightenment. With the uploadment of this highlight video, which will tantalize the viewer with a videographic record of every made field goal…
Read MoreJ.J. Redick All 240 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Three-ilation Part II)
“You did WHAT?” J.J. Redick smiled apologetically. “It’s not a big deal. Voodoo’s just a bunch of phony baloney anyway, so it’s not like that lady’s gonna cast a curse on me for stealing her potions.” “But you believed in voodoo enough to steal the potions in the first place,” Zion Williamson pointed out. “J.J.,…
Read MoreJ.J. Redick All 240 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Three-ilation Part I)
J.J. Redick nervously drove down streets in a New Orleans neighborhood that he had never been to before. The small houses lining the streets ranged from “dilapidated” to “unfit for human occupation”. He wondered why he had elected to make this trip at night when everything seemed ten times as unsafe. Distant and not-so-distant police…
Read MoreDevin Booker All 176 Midrange Jumpers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Jumperilation)
“Dear Robert, As you must surely be aware of, your tenure as owner of the Phoenix Suns has not been without controversy. Even casual fans are aware of your…how shall I put it delicately…frugality when it comes to spending on the team. Despite this, pressure from the public and from other NBA owners has not…
Read MoreKarl-Anthony Towns All 105 Dunks Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Dunkilation)
Karl-Anthony Towns gazed forlornly out of his window onto the Minneapolis streetscape below him. Autumn had been going on for what seemed like forever but the trees were all still fully clad with leaves. How much longer could it possibly go on? When would winter finally caress the lands of Minnesota with its snowy touch?…
Read MoreRichaun Holmes All 95 Dunks Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Dunkilation)
In a fair and just world, a Richaun “Rich Holmie Chaun” Holmes dunkilation (a video showing all the dunks a given player converted during a given timeframe of basketball, in case you forgot the definition) like the one you are either about to view or just finished viewing would contain at least twice as much…
Read MoreWillie Cauley-Stein All 182 Dunks Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Dunkilation)
There is a major disconnect between the two camps of Willie Cauley-Stein fans. Before I describe what that disconnect is (astute viewers will have already guessed it anyway, and devoted DTB acolytes will already know it because I’ve discussed it in previous video descriptions), I’ll describe those two camps: Camp one: Fans of whatever team…
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