Damion Lee 22 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2020)

“Dear Glenn and Alec, Hope things are going well in Philadelphia! It’s really different without you guys in the locker room. I don’t know if you heard, but we got Andrew Wiggins, who is super chill and always has a bunch of bags of Doritos with him at all times. Not that I’m accusing you…

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Sviatoslav Mykhailiuk 14 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2020)

A mere four days ago I wrote these words in the description of a Sviatoslav Mykhailiuk highlight video: “Is it wrong of me to feel like these middling scoring performances from Sviatoslav Mykhailiuk are no longer exciting me?” That sentiment still holds true today, except I have moved from simple boredom with Mykhailiuk’s underwhelming scoring…

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Jeff Teague 21 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (11/18/2019)

“Dear Jeff, Let me cut right to the chase. Your mere existence is a terrible burden on me. There is nothing I dread more than looking at the box-score of a game and seeing your name there. And when my eyes scan across the row to see double-digit assists, or a scoring total in the…

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Justise Winslow 20 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (10/27/2019)

“Dear Jimmy, Congratulations on the new baby. I’m sure you’ll be a great daddy. Take off as much time as you need. Your newborn child is not why I am writing this letter, however. This letter is being written, as David Stern would say, for “basketball reasons.” I’ll state it bluntly. We don’t want you…

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Devin Booker All 176 Midrange Jumpers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Jumperilation)

“Dear Robert, As you must surely be aware of, your tenure as owner of the Phoenix Suns has not been without controversy. Even casual fans are aware of your…how shall I put it delicately…frugality when it comes to spending on the team. Despite this, pressure from the public and from other NBA owners has not…

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Bojan Bogdanovic 22 Points Full Highlights (4/21/2019)

“Dear Father, The Pacers’ season has come to a blissful end. While I wish that both myself and my team had experienced more success in the playoffs, I have quickly moved past the sadness. You do not need to worry about my mental state after we were swept by the Celtics. I am of perfectly…

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Bojan Bogdanovic 35 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2019)

“Dear Father, Over the past weeks my obsession with the gypsy camps in Croatia has grown. Most of my free time is spent researching the locations of their settlements in our homeland and lookup the price of plane tickets to fly there. The connection between vagrant gypsies and the worsening loss of hair on my…

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Elfrid Payton Triple Double 19 Points/10 Rebs/11 Asts Full Highlights (3/18/2019)

“Dear Elfrid, I suppose that when you saw that you had received a letter from the esteemed highlight creator known as DownToBuck that I would fawn all over you. Perhaps I would declare you the new mascot of my channel, the unofficial representative of all role-players league-wide. Your ego would like that, wouldn’t it? Not…

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Bojan Bogdanovic 37 Points Full Highlights (2/28/2019)

“Dear Father, Today, again, I wore a beanie-style hat to the arena. Despite my having worn the same hat once before, it drew many comments from the arena staff, with whom I am very friendly. One woman, who helps to clean our locker rooms, told me unprompted that her husband is balding like me but…

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Bojan Bogdanovic 25 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2019)

“Dear Father, Today, I wore a hat on the way to the arena. It was a trendy piece of headwear in the “beanie” style – many young men in America wear such hats. Ostensibly, the hat was worn in order to showcase my fashion sense. I even paired it with some other clothes that were…

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