Wow, I totally missed this insane performance by Jonathan Isaac. Sorry for the delay, it’s just that his point total was so low (although pretty decent for him) that I skimmed over it while looking for vids to make. Eventually I noticed the 6 blocks, and then I noticed all the other stuff, and why…
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Thomas Bryant 20 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2019)
See this, Lakers fans? This is what you could have, but what you threw away without a care. Thomas Bryant is looking pretty good, yeah? Seems like the perfect hard-nosed center to pair with Anthony Davis and LeBron James, I bet. Dwight Howard may be playing well now, but for how much longer? His back…
Read MoreDanuel House 17 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2019)
Looking at that thumbnail, I’m not entirely sure if I’m looking at Danuel House or Russell Westbrook. It’s sort of freaking me out. Did I get an image of the wrong player? I have no way of knowing at this point, so we’re just going to roll with it. If you clicked on this video…
Read MoreSerge Ibaka 21 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2019)
I don’t even know what “Mafuzzy Chef”, supposedly one of Serge Ibaka’s nicknames, is supposed to mean. I’m fairly ignorant of the off-court lives of NBA players, but does this have something to do with that cooking show he does where he makes his teammates eat crazy African stuff? I bet it does. I bet…
Read MoreEric Paschall 19 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2019)
The amount of Warriors highlights I get to make is skyrocketing. The last few years, it’s been really slim pickings, with maybe an Andre Iguodala vid here or a Damian Jones vid there. Shaun Livingston, rarely. Sometimes, if the Warriors blew out the opposition by enough, I’d be lucky enough to showcase someone like Marcus…
Read MoreKyle Korver 14 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2019)
Kyle Korver is the only player from the 2003 draft still playing other than, of course, LeBron James. It’s a testament to how many roids LeBron has taken over the years (I estimate that his body is 45 percent roids at this point) that he still looks ready to play another decade while Korver looks…
Read MoreJarrett Culver 15 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/6/2019)
Jarrett Culver’s 5-game streak of 1-assist performances comes to a tragic end in Memphis, with him finishing with 7 assists to go with 15 points. Sad! I blame Andrew Wiggins for actually making some shots for once (is it just me or has not been as garbage this year) as well as Karl-Anthony Towns for…
Read MoreBrandon Clarke 18 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2019)
One of the less-commented-on storylines of the nascent NBA season is that Jaren Jackson Jr., a stud rookie who was supposed to only get better, is getting outplayed by a random Canadian rookie named Brandon Clarke. A lot of people had a lot of expectations for JJJ (not me though because his scoring game is…
Read MorePatrick Beverley 20 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2019)
I always feel a little bit awkward when uploading Patrick Beverley highlights. He’s got such a reputation as an intense defender that you just know that a “full” highlight video which only shows his scoring is going to be an incomplete video. The side of the ball where his value is most apparent is simply…
Read MoreGeorge Hill 24 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2019)
Remember that time that George Hill willingly signed with the Kings in the off-season and then in December of that year he tweeted a tweet that was nothing but angry emojis? I don’t know how emojis work or how to put them into my descriptions but you can go look up the tweet if you’re…
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