Marcus Morris 29 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2019)

The Knicks signed a whole bunch of players in the offseason, most of them of varying degrees of goodness ranging from “decently okay” to “pretty good I think”, and you’re telling me that the best scorer that they have is Marcus Morris? Followed closely by a rookie who can barely shoot? I’m thinking several things…

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Frank Ntilikina 14 Points/4 Assists/4 Steals/3 Blocks Full Highlights (11/8/2019)

And here I thought Jonathan Isaac almost getting a five-by-five was crazy, if Frank “Baby Isaac” Ntilikina had gotten one I think the whole world would’ve imploded. Obviously that’s quite an extreme outcome for a comparatively mundane event, so it’s a good thing that he came up a little short. But he still got way…

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OG Anunoby 21 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2019)

This isn’t fair. Things were supposed to happen a certain way, and now they’re not happening that way at all. In case you weren’t aware, let me fill you in: Kawhi Leonard left the Raptors during the offseason. He ran away to Los Angeles because he couldn’t deal with the stress of trying to repeat…

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Bogdan Bogdanovic 20 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/8/2019)

Looking around the league, there are a lot of players who are well and truly sucking right now. Just a whole bunch of them, every team has one or two or maybe a whole roster full of them (sound familiar, Kings fans?). Just because of the way basketball is, some of those players will start…

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Jabari Parker 25 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2019)

One of my duties as the world’s preeminent YouTube highlights superstar (a title bestowed on me by… me, but only because I was tired of waiting for someone else to do so) is to look at every single dunk that occurs is an NBA game in order to ponder its possible inclusion in my dunks…

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Jonathan Isaac 22 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (11/8/2019)

I feel like I was talking about a similar situation just yesterday, but why is Jonathan Isaac out there padding his stats in the last few minutes of a blowout? Isaac isn’t, you know, a superstar or anything, but end-of-garbage time is definitely not for players like him. Maybe last year, but not anymore. Garbage…

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Luke Kennard 29 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2019)

Sometimes, fate smiles on me. Not often, but sometimes. Right now, the Bucks are getting destroyed by the Mike Conley (who I thought was supposed to suck wtf) and the rest of the Jazz, but I don’t even have to get mad while watching it, because I get to make sick highlights of Luke Kennard…

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