Chris “The Bouchebag” Boucher has officially been unleashed. I am comfortable stating that unequivocally since he has now had two good games in a row. All it took was some minutes given in good faith to unlock the potential that was bubbling within his stringy body. Marc Gasol had better start packing his bags and…
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Langston Galloway 18 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2019)
Langston Galloway is one of the few things that has gone right for the Knicks in the last decade. Finding a double-digit scorer outside of the draft is something that a lot of teams wish they could do, and the Knicks went out and did it. Accordingly, their fanbase simply would not shut up about…
Read MoreJosh Hart 19 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2019)
The Pelicans just keep losing games. The good news for their fans is, they’re scoring a lot of points and playing at a very fast pace while doing so. If a team is going to lose games, they might as well do it in as fun a way possible, in a way that will grant…
Read MoreDillon Brooks 21 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2019)
OFFICIAL SLEAZIEST LOOKING NBA PLAYERS POWER RANKINGS 1. Dillon Brooks 2. Nikola Vucevic 3. Rodions Kurucs 4. James Johnson 5. Kelly Oubre 6. Mike Scott 7. Drew Eubanks 8. Lonzo Ball SLEAZE GAP 422. Ryan Arcidiacono 423. Jarrett Allen
Read MoreJonas Valanciunas 18 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2019)
Try as I might, I can’t find a way to blame Dwane Casey for Jonas Valanciunas’ lack of production this season. He was a convenient scapegoat during all those years Valanciunas was in Toronto, enabling Valanciunas fans to direct their frustrations towards an external source rather than an internal source. Plus, it was just blatantly…
Read MoreJaren Jackson 24 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/11/2019)
The Internet, perhaps the greatest collection of knowledge ever assembled in human history, seems to be lacking somewhat in the “NBA highlights of Jaren Jackson” department. I’m talking about the father of the Jaren Jackson seen here. The Internet is definitely not lacking in highlights of his son, thanks in no small part to my…
Read MoreJake Layman 16 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2019)
Jake Layman: the next Kevin Love in Minnesota? Let’s take a look at the facts as they factually exist in reality. Shoots threes? Check. Dunks? Check. White? Check. Rebounds? Layman had 2 of them in this game. CHECK! Handsome? Check. Franchise Player? Check. At least, it will be a check once he stops getting held…
Read MoreLuke Kennard 25 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2019)
Realistically, I should be having a conversation with myself over Luke Kennard’s eligibility on my scrubalicious highlight channel. I’m having a lot of conversations on that topic regarding many players right now (I think my last description was about the same topic but with Shai Gilgeous-Alexander), but most of those conversations are easy to resolve…
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