November 13, 2019 – DownToBuck

Alex Len 17 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2019)

The Hawks would really appreciate it if Alex Len could return to his form from last year. They need a center, badly, since John Collins got busted for importing primo Russian steroids through several middlemen and then using said steroids on his biceps (nowhere else, though, babes don’t care about anything other than biceps). Damian…

Deonte Burton 13 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2019)

With the real Dion Waiters sidelined because of some bad edibles (and these aren’t your grandma’s edibles) consumed while in a tiny metal tube traveling at hundreds of miles per hour at an extremely high elevation, the league looks around desperately for his replacement. And what do we have here? Perfect! It’s Deonte Burton! If…

Christian Wood 16 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2019)

It just occurred to me how weird it is for somebody to be named “Christian”. Just because it’s relatively commonplace doesn’t mean it’s not weird. The name is literally just the word for an adherent of Christianity. Even if you’re the holiest, most devout Christian ever, it’s still weird that your name is just “Christian”….

Will Barton 21 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2019)

If I was a Nuggets fan, I would be upset that Will Barton is playing just well enough to displace Malik Beasley in the lineup. I’m not sure a player like Barton is ever worth 32 minutes per game (the amount he’s getting currently, ten games into the season) but he’s definitely worth, like, 25…

Frank Kaminsky 16 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2019)

Just when Suns fans were reaching the breaking point with Frank Kaminsky, his cartoonishly elongated head, and his mastery of the art of the brick, he goes out and has another good game to buy himself some time. After not hitting a three-pointer for two full weeks (though not for lack of trying), he hit…

Taj Gibson 17 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2019)

This is so clearly a REVENGE GAME from Taj Gibson that I almost feel like I shouldn’t insult the intelligence of my viewers by explaining it. But explain it I shall, and not only will I explain it, I will explain it using easy-to-comprehend bullet points in order to further insult the intelligence of my…

Nemanja Bjelica 19 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2019)

It’s been quietly lost amongst the clamorous dismay of the Kings’ season so far, but Nemanja “The Serbstomper” Bjelica has been having his best season as a pro. That is, if you discount his MVP season in Europe in 2015. I only count NBA seasons because I can’t really compare between the NBA and any…

Bogdan Bogdanovic 25 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (11/12/2019)

Bogdan Bogdanovic stormed through the halls of the Golden One Center, a printed piece of paper in his hands. Arena workers tried to congratulate him on his good game as he stomped down the bland corridors, but he didn’t even break stride to receive their goodwill, so vital was his mission. Even when Katarina, the…

Aaron Holiday 17 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2019)

There was a time where, in my opinion, and you should definitely be paying attention to my opinions very closely because they are of the highest quality, anyway, in my opinion, Justin Holiday was outplaying Jrue Holiday. That time was a few years ago, where the Bulls were letting Justin chuck as many shots as…

Kendrick Nunn 20 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/12/2019)

No matter what happens with Kendrick Nunn this season, we will always be able to look back fondly at his first five games where he was averaging 22 PPG per game and was a leading MVP candidate (at least stats-wise). Those five games might end up being the peak of his career, but what a…