November 2019 – Page 34

Aaron Holiday 18 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2019)

Prior to this game, Aaron Holiday was shooting a laughable 1-for-18 from two-point land. That’s worse than JaVale McGee’s three-point percentage from last year, but at least McGee had an excuse (that excuse being that he was shooting from way outside his real range and Luke Walton was too much of a wimp to stop…

Ja Morant 26 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2019)

I’ve pretty much already totally forgotten about the Grit’n’Grind era of Memphis basketball. For one thing, it wasn’t very much fun because defense is antithetical to the whole point of basketball IMHO, and for another, all the big names from back then are donezo. Zach Randolph, out of the league. Marc Gasol, partied too hard…

OG Anunoby 18 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/6/2019)

Raptors fans love infesting every corner of the internet with their rabid homerism. It’s just what they do. US government efforts to create a separate “Canadanet” which would quarantine all Canadians onto their own private internet have thus far proven unsuccessful, sadly. I don’t know for sure really, but I assume they’ve been at least…

Tomas Satoransky Career High 27 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (11/6/2019)

Wait a minute, this is Tomas Satoransky’s career high? It may seem obvious to you now (because I put “Career High” in the title of this video, otherwise you wouldn’t know either, don’t lie), but that fact is seriously surprising to me. This isn’t some scrub or some rookie that we’re talking about here. This…

Bogdan Bogdanovic 22 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/6/2019)

Bogdan Bogdanovic has not had a very good start of the season for the Kings. What’s going on? He’s 27, he should be improving year-over-year, but instead he has regressed badly. I’ve come up with some theories, but that’s all they are, theories. We’ll never know until the 30-for-30 on the SSS (Serbian Superteam in…

Dillon Brooks 31 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2019)

I am currently very upset over an injustice that just happened to me at McDonald’s involving coupons and a VERY rude drive-thru attendant. I chose the thumbnail image for this video because it accurately portrays what my face looked like while I was screaming. Have the never heard about “the customer is always right”? Don’t…

Tony Snell 24 Points/6 Threes/0 Missed Field Goals Full Highlights (11/6/2019)

I will never stop antagonizing Bulls fans over the fact that the Bucks TOTALLY won the trade that involved sending Michael Carter-Williams to the Bulls for Tony Snell. The Bucks won that trade SO damn hard. It was, as they say, a “fleecing”. The Bucks got a totally startable sweet-shooting small forward who didn’t need…

Miles Bridges 18 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2019)

Miles Bridges is currently leading his team in minutes per game at 34.1. I’m not sure what to make of that information. I mean, he’s just Miles Bridges. He’s not a particularly good scorer at this point in his career and he’s averaging more turnovers than assists. Does his status as minutes leader on the…

Tristan Thompson 19 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2019)

I figure that, just like people have sexual fetishes, people also have “highlights fetishes” which dictate what kind of highlight videos they enjoy watching. Some people like to watch smooth scorers, some people like to watch lockdown defenders, some people like to watch gritty hustle players, some people like to watch three-point specialists, etc., etc….

Coby White 18 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2019)

The “rookie wall” appeared suddenly and quickly for Coby White. He started off great, with a 17/7 game and a 25-burger in his first two games, things were looking great, and he ran right into it going full speed. That’s the deal with the rookie wall; you never know when it will appear. Some players…