Coby White 20 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/10/2020)

Coby White, on the surface, put up a nice-looking line of 20/5/5 (I call it “The Tyreke”). However, a cursory deeper inspection of his statline reveals the festering rot which ruins his performance: 9 turnovers. I don’t know if I’ve ever made a video where the player in question had that many turnovers. It’s impossible…

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Coby White 21 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/8/2020)

Coby White averaged a neat 20/4/4 line over the month of February despite not starting a single game for the Bulls. And now, for the four games that he’s played in the month of March, he’s averaging 21/5/6, an improvement (albeit a small one) over those already sick numbers. I don’t want to make comparisons…

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Coby White 26 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/6/2020)

With Zach LaVine out due to some kind of ailment or something (I’m just gonna assume that he’s butthurt about White stealing his spotlight), I honestly expected Coby White to score more points than this. 26 is a lot, but when a guy has recently had a three-game streak of thirty-point games, your expectations are…

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Coby White 26 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/4/2020)

Peep Coby White’s last six games: 33, 33, 35, 22, 19, and now 26 points. That’s 28 PPG per game over a six game stretch. Off the bench. Yeah, six games isn’t a lot to draw meaningful conclusions from, except we use just seven games to determine who the NBA championship belongs to so I…

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Coby White 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/2/2020)

Do you think Zach LaVine is losing his mind right now watching Coby White establish himself as a legitimate scoring guard in this league? Remember, LaVine seems to have a fragile ego and has prioritized becoming an All-Star above everything else. Any player who threatens to take shots away from him is a potential enemy,…

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Coby White 22 Points Full Highlights (2/29/2020)

Okay, so Coby White wasn’t going to keep scoring thirty points in every game from now until the heat death of the universe when all atomical motion has halted. That just wasn’t realistic. I may or may not have gotten carried after White scored thirty in three straight games. Declarations may have been made which…

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Coby White Career High 35 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2020)

Coby White has now scored a combined total of 101 points in the past three games. What the frick. When White first visited the Hall of the Thirty Point Scorers, that magical realm presided over by none other than Carlos Delfino, I didn’t really expect him to be making a lot of return visits there….

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Coby White Career High 33 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2020)

Coby White just scored 33 points in the Bulls’ previous game against the Suns and now he’s gone and tied that career high by dropping another thirty-three-burger on the ‘Zards. Does two thirty-three-burgers in a row count as “breaking out”? If so, Coby White is currently BREAKING. THE. FRICK. OUT. FRICK!!!!! After his first thirty-point…

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Coby White Career High 33 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (2/22/2020)

Coby White had the sensation that he was lying on his back. His voluminous hair acted as a pillow, protecting the back of his head from the hard surface he was lying on. But the real question was, if he was just waking up from sleep, why wasn’t he in a bed? He opened his…

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Coby White 14 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (2/6/2020)

I thought Coby White wasn’t supposed to be a passer. I thought that he was a tunnel-vision me-first chucker in the vein of Monta Ellis. I thought he was the kind of guy who would only incidentally get assists because he was handling the ball too much. Those are all things that I thought and…

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