I don’t know if I’m just a moron or unobservant or what, but I completely didn’t realize that Tomas “Czech Your Privilege” Satoransky is averaging career-highs in points and assists this season. My assumption was that since the Bulls are kinda playing like a big pile of booty and have been playing like booty for…
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Garrett Temple 22 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2019)
Garrett Temple scored sixteen points in the second quarter of this game. Again, I ask you, who even needs Kevin Durant? Temple can clearly replicate Durant’s level of production if the circumstances line up properly, which, as far as I’m concerned, is all the time. I mean, look at how smooth his three-pointers are. Durant…
Read MoreDewayne Dedmon 18 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2019)
Dewayne “Judge Dedd” Dedmon has been the subject of much scorn and consternation from Kings fans, and the terms “scorn” and “consternation” are actually understating their feelings significantly. Judging by their meanspirited nicknames of “Dudman” and “Deadman” for this guy, it’s clear that they really, really don’t like him. It’s a time-honored Kings tradition: the…
Read MoreDevonte’ Graham 16 Points/15 Assists Full Highlights (11/27/2019)
Do Hornets fans even feel sad about the Kemba Walker situation anymore? Sure, it was unfortunate that the franchise centerpiece who never led them anywhere meaningful had to walk for nothing, and it was unfortunate that his nominal replacement was deputy tank commander Terry Rozier, but something way more fortunate emerged from those unfortunate things….
Read MoreLonnie Walker 11 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2019)
As of this writing, my “Lonnie Walker 16 Points Full Highlights” video from last season is the most-watched video on my channel, with roughly 100k views. That’s a somewhat depressing fact given that my old, now-deleted channel had many videos which were way above that mark (RIP Steph Curry three-ilation that had two million views),…
Read MoreDomantas Sabonis 23 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2019)
Let’s just get it out there right up front. Domantas Sabonis gave his SABONER to Rudy Gobert this game. The full length of it. And Gobert rode that big fat Saboner all the way to a big fat L. There was just no stopping Sabonis’ crafty post moves, his unstoppable pick-and-roll chemistry with Malcolm Brogdon…
Read MoreKeita Bates-Diop 16 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2019)
I don’t know why Timberwolves fans would bother getting excited for a second-year player who can’t really shoot and who plays too much defense when they could get excited for a second-year player who is looking like a pretty good shooter and who maybe plays defense but definitely looks like he could be a good…
Read MoreThomas Bryant 23 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/27/2019)
Right now I’m trying to decide if Thomas Bryant is a top five center in the league. Or at least top ten. In order to make this determination, I’m just going through all the teams in my head, figuring out who their best center is, and then comparing them to Bryant. I could attempt to…
Read MoreCheick Diallo 17 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2019)
Cheick Diallo entered the locker room after the game and boldly walked up to where Deandre Ayton was sitting. “You should just leave,” Cheick said to his teammate. “It’s obvious you’re not needed on this team anymore.” “Don’t let two good games get to your head, man,” Deandre answered. “You make it hard to be…
Read MoreCameron Johnson 17 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2019)
Cameron “Viva la Cam” Johnson is one of seven rookies currently shooting over 40% from three, excluding rookies who haven’t taken a meaningful amount of attempts from there (sorry Mfiondu Kabengele, your three-of-five shooting doesn’t qualify here). Johnson is, along with Kendrick Nunn and Ky Bowman, shooting a considerably higher volume than the other four…
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